25: Some customers know what "fugly" means.
24: You cannot hide from customers in the restroom, and bathroom stalls have locks on them for a reason.
23: It takes less than two minutes for a pharmacist to bag a finished prescription for a patient, unless the patient tells someone in the pharmacy to "go fuck yourself" in which case bagging a prescription can take well over two hours.
22: There is a seven year old on youtube who can solve the Rubik's Cube in 18 seconds with his eyes closed, but I could starve to death in the time it takes a senior citizen to sign their name on an electronic signature device.
21: Whoever coined the phrase "Southern Hospitality" was probably being sarcastic.
20: You CAN slap the customers without getting fired.
19: A case of Red Bull is NOT a challenge.
18: "I am never coming here again" is stupid people code for "See you next week".
17: Not so sure about #20.
16: Allergy medicine + sleeping pills + cough syrup = BAD idea, but it makes the work day go by so much faster.
15: You cannot get "messed up" on Robitussin DM, but if you are going to try, it is best to clock out first.
14: When a customer is picking up his Viagra prescription, it is considered inappropriate to say "Give it to her good".
13: Do not refer to accidentally discarded tablets as "floor candy".
12: When paying for their medication, customers do not want to play "three card monty double or nothing".
11: An 18 year old with a history of mental illness can buy a case of shotgun shells without resistance, but if a sickly 90 year old woman who can barely stand wants to buy flu medicine with pseudoephedrine, she has better have a state or federal issued id, and some spare time.
10: If the customers last name is "Hussein", let it the fuck go.
9: When the pharmacy is very busy and shorthanded, the customers somehow expect you to appologise for being the one who DIDN'T call in sick.
8: The heavy duty pain killers locked up in the safe are refered to as "C2" not "happy pills".
7: KY is not"sex jelly", and Preperation-H does not cure "ass rot".
6: Try to limit yourself to three "that's what she said" jokes a day.
5: "Count the asian customers" is a game that should be avoided at all costs, or at the very least, NOT played over the stores loudspeakers.
4: This is NOT Sparta.
3: Do not ask the pharmacist for everythings "street value", and do not refer to drugs by their "street names".
2: "The pharmacy closes at 9pm sharp" is somehow interpreted as "Do not come one minute before 8:55".
1: Taking a bottle of scotch to your lips and turning it upside down will not kill the brain cells that retain the information that "Fleets Pedia-Lax Baby Enema" exists, but Jesus Christ it's worth a shot.
Sorry about #1, but it is a real OVER THE COUNTER item that any parent in the United States can buy and use at their own discretion, and it has cost me many sleepless nights.
24: You cannot hide from customers in the restroom, and bathroom stalls have locks on them for a reason.
23: It takes less than two minutes for a pharmacist to bag a finished prescription for a patient, unless the patient tells someone in the pharmacy to "go fuck yourself" in which case bagging a prescription can take well over two hours.
22: There is a seven year old on youtube who can solve the Rubik's Cube in 18 seconds with his eyes closed, but I could starve to death in the time it takes a senior citizen to sign their name on an electronic signature device.
21: Whoever coined the phrase "Southern Hospitality" was probably being sarcastic.
20: You CAN slap the customers without getting fired.
19: A case of Red Bull is NOT a challenge.
18: "I am never coming here again" is stupid people code for "See you next week".
17: Not so sure about #20.
16: Allergy medicine + sleeping pills + cough syrup = BAD idea, but it makes the work day go by so much faster.
15: You cannot get "messed up" on Robitussin DM, but if you are going to try, it is best to clock out first.
14: When a customer is picking up his Viagra prescription, it is considered inappropriate to say "Give it to her good".
13: Do not refer to accidentally discarded tablets as "floor candy".
12: When paying for their medication, customers do not want to play "three card monty double or nothing".
11: An 18 year old with a history of mental illness can buy a case of shotgun shells without resistance, but if a sickly 90 year old woman who can barely stand wants to buy flu medicine with pseudoephedrine, she has better have a state or federal issued id, and some spare time.
10: If the customers last name is "Hussein", let it the fuck go.
9: When the pharmacy is very busy and shorthanded, the customers somehow expect you to appologise for being the one who DIDN'T call in sick.
8: The heavy duty pain killers locked up in the safe are refered to as "C2" not "happy pills".
7: KY is not"sex jelly", and Preperation-H does not cure "ass rot".
6: Try to limit yourself to three "that's what she said" jokes a day.
5: "Count the asian customers" is a game that should be avoided at all costs, or at the very least, NOT played over the stores loudspeakers.
4: This is NOT Sparta.
3: Do not ask the pharmacist for everythings "street value", and do not refer to drugs by their "street names".
2: "The pharmacy closes at 9pm sharp" is somehow interpreted as "Do not come one minute before 8:55".
1: Taking a bottle of scotch to your lips and turning it upside down will not kill the brain cells that retain the information that "Fleets Pedia-Lax Baby Enema" exists, but Jesus Christ it's worth a shot.
Sorry about #1, but it is a real OVER THE COUNTER item that any parent in the United States can buy and use at their own discretion, and it has cost me many sleepless nights.
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