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25: Some customers know what "fugly" means.
24: You cannot hide from customers in the restroom, and bathroom stalls have locks on them for a reason.
23: It takes less than two minutes for a pharmacist to bag a finished prescription for a patient, unless the patient tells someone in the pharmacy to "go fuck yourself" in which case bagging a prescription can take well over two hours.
22: There is a seven year old on youtube who can solve the Rubik's Cube in 18 seconds with his eyes closed, but I could starve to death in the time it takes a senior citizen to sign their name on an electronic signature device.
21: Whoever coined the phrase "Southern Hospitality" was probably being sarcastic.
20: You CAN slap the customers without getting fired.
19: A case of Red Bull is NOT a challenge.
18: "I am never coming here again" is stupid people code for "See you next week".
17: Not so sure about #20.
16: Allergy medicine + sleeping pills + cough syrup = BAD idea, but it makes the work day go by so much faster.
15: You cannot get "messed up" on Robitussin DM, but if you are going to try, it is best to clock out first.
14: When a customer is picking up his Viagra prescription, it is considered inappropriate to say "Give it to her good".
13: Do not refer to accidentally discarded tablets as "floor candy".
12: When paying for their medication, customers do not want to play "three card monty double or nothing".
11: An 18 year old with a history of mental illness can buy a case of shotgun shells without resistance, but if a sickly 90 year old woman who can barely stand wants to buy flu medicine with pseudoephedrine, she has better have a state or federal issued id, and some spare time.
10: If the customers last name is "Hussein", let it the fuck go.
9: When the pharmacy is very busy and shorthanded, the customers somehow expect you to appologise for being the one who DIDN'T call in sick.
8: The heavy duty pain killers locked up in the safe are refered to as "C2" not "happy pills".
7: KY is not"sex jelly", and Preperation-H does not cure "ass rot".
6: Try to limit yourself to three "that's what she said" jokes a day.
5: "Count the asian customers" is a game that should be avoided at all costs, or at the very least, NOT played over the stores loudspeakers.
4: This is NOT Sparta.
3: Do not ask the pharmacist for everythings "street value", and do not refer to drugs by their "street names".
2: "The pharmacy closes at 9pm sharp" is somehow interpreted as "Do not come one minute before 8:55".
1: Taking a bottle of scotch to your lips and turning it upside down will not kill the brain cells that retain the information that "Fleets Pedia-Lax Baby Enema" exists, but Jesus Christ it's worth a shot.
Sorry about #1, but it is a real OVER THE COUNTER item that any parent in the United States can buy and use at their own discretion, and it has cost me many sleepless nights.
24: You cannot hide from customers in the restroom, and bathroom stalls have locks on them for a reason.
23: It takes less than two minutes for a pharmacist to bag a finished prescription for a patient, unless the patient tells someone in the pharmacy to "go fuck yourself" in which case bagging a prescription can take well over two hours.
22: There is a seven year old on youtube who can solve the Rubik's Cube in 18 seconds with his eyes closed, but I could starve to death in the time it takes a senior citizen to sign their name on an electronic signature device.
21: Whoever coined the phrase "Southern Hospitality" was probably being sarcastic.
20: You CAN slap the customers without getting fired.
19: A case of Red Bull is NOT a challenge.
18: "I am never coming here again" is stupid people code for "See you next week".
17: Not so sure about #20.
16: Allergy medicine + sleeping pills + cough syrup = BAD idea, but it makes the work day go by so much faster.
15: You cannot get "messed up" on Robitussin DM, but if you are going to try, it is best to clock out first.
14: When a customer is picking up his Viagra prescription, it is considered inappropriate to say "Give it to her good".
13: Do not refer to accidentally discarded tablets as "floor candy".
12: When paying for their medication, customers do not want to play "three card monty double or nothing".
11: An 18 year old with a history of mental illness can buy a case of shotgun shells without resistance, but if a sickly 90 year old woman who can barely stand wants to buy flu medicine with pseudoephedrine, she has better have a state or federal issued id, and some spare time.
10: If the customers last name is "Hussein", let it the fuck go.
9: When the pharmacy is very busy and shorthanded, the customers somehow expect you to appologise for being the one who DIDN'T call in sick.
8: The heavy duty pain killers locked up in the safe are refered to as "C2" not "happy pills".
7: KY is not"sex jelly", and Preperation-H does not cure "ass rot".
6: Try to limit yourself to three "that's what she said" jokes a day.
5: "Count the asian customers" is a game that should be avoided at all costs, or at the very least, NOT played over the stores loudspeakers.
4: This is NOT Sparta.
3: Do not ask the pharmacist for everythings "street value", and do not refer to drugs by their "street names".
2: "The pharmacy closes at 9pm sharp" is somehow interpreted as "Do not come one minute before 8:55".
1: Taking a bottle of scotch to your lips and turning it upside down will not kill the brain cells that retain the information that "Fleets Pedia-Lax Baby Enema" exists, but Jesus Christ it's worth a shot.
Sorry about #1, but it is a real OVER THE COUNTER item that any parent in the United States can buy and use at their own discretion, and it has cost me many sleepless nights.
(sorry supermarket guys, lol)
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