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  • The $250,000 Hooker

    Posting in Sightings because it wasn't sucky to us (besides a bit of extra paperwork and police interaction)...the suck was mostly between these two guests (Sheldon, have fun with that one ).

    Cast of Characters:
    DG - Dumb Guest
    SH - Sucky Hooker (again, Sheldon, enjoy!)
    CW - Coworker

    DG meets SH online. They're both staying here. Convinient, no?

    DG does not actually pay SH for sex, but he lets her borrow his laptop. It's a rather nice laptop, and it has all the contracts and documents for his fishing business. Over $250,000 worth of contracts and permits. Can you see where this is going?

    SH skips town with his laptop.

    I walked into work today to overhear the following:

    CW: You did a stupid?
    DG: I was just trying to be nice.
    CW: Yeah, you did a stupid.
    DG:

    DG is still calling all his bosses and business contacts letting them know that he lost all those documents because he's an idiot. He's out in the parking lot, and I overhear bits of "I know, I'm stupid, this sucks..."

    So his "free" one-night-stand ended up costing him his laptop and some very, very valuable contracts.

    Better have been a damn good night to be worth it!
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • #2
    She sucked the laptop right outta him? Thats talent.

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    • #3
      Quoth Amina516 View Post
      She sucked the laptop right outta him? Thats talent.
      Yeah, she's supposed to be sucking his lap top.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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      • #4
        Someone doesn't keep backups? :P

        The stupid is thick in his world. See signature.
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        • #5
          o___o
          Hookers. Avoid.
          That's pretty epic. I wonder what she's going to do with it?
          "Is it the lie that keeps you sane? Is this the lie that keeps you sane?What is it?Can it be?Ought it to exist?"
          "...and may it be that I cleave to the ugly truth, rather than the beautiful lie..."

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          • #6
            Quoth teh_blumchenkinder View Post
            o___o
            Hookers. Avoid.
            Thought that was pretty obvious :P

            and WOW. co-worker's right.. "You did a stupid."

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            • #7
              Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
              the suck was mostly between these two guests
              (Sheldon, have fun with that one ).

              *snip*

              SH - Sucky Hooker (again, Sheldon, enjoy!)
              Are others allowed to have fun wit hthis one as well?

              Would the guy have a case if he brought it to the police? I don't think the guy was trying to pay for sex, so he should be ok.
              Last edited by Mr Hero; 10-19-2010, 06:06 AM.
              To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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              • #8
                Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                Are others allowed to have fun wit hthis one as well?

                Would the guy have a case if he brought it to the police? I don't think the guy was trying to pay for sex, so he should be ok.
                Have fun!

                And yeah, he brought it to police. They filed a report.


                Quoth teh_blumchenkinder View Post
                o___o
                Hookers. Avoid.
                That's pretty epic. I wonder what she's going to do with it?
                Well, there's some news:

                UPDATE:

                Apparently DG was contacted SH's "brother" who runs a "laptop refurbishing business" (family business, I wonder?). Words were exchanged. Long story short, DG is supposedly going to have his laptop returned, though he doubts it will be in the same condition it disappeared from (probably with at least some parts swapped out). Dunno if he brought that new info to the police or not.
                Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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                • #9
                  Whew! I wonder what kind of information she might have access to now; numbers, credit cards, other secure info! There are no words for stupid that...stupid...
                  "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                  • #10
                    Quoth bhskittykatt View Post
                    ...the suck was mostly between these two guests (Sheldon, have fun with that one ).

                    Cast of Characters:
                    DG - Dumb Guest
                    SH - Sucky Hooker (again, Sheldon, enjoy!)
                    CW - Coworker

                    ...!
                    Why would I have fun with a female hooker? ;-)
                    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                    • #11
                      Could have been worse...guy could have been CIA and the laptop had all sorts of classified stuff on it.

                      But yeah...D-U-M-B!!!
                      Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.

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                      • #12
                        The thread title sounds like the title of a game show.

                        From the corner by the titty bar...this is THE $250,000 HOOKER
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #13
                          I'd say he did too pay for sex.

                          The dude got screwed and boy did he ever pay.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            Yeah, she's supposed to be sucking his lap top.


                            You haven't been taking lessons from Sheldon by any chance?
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                            • #15
                              Quoth fireheart17 View Post


                              You haven't been taking lessons from Sheldon by any chance?
                              Shelson's the new and h'improved perversion.
                              I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                              Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                              Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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