Cats are fluffy filled with evilness.

[Zaiida]

I have a cat, the Queen. Getting old, really cranky who finds anything with a keyboard or paper a rival for my affections. Don't know why she's spoilt rotten and rules this little domain. Had to get a wireless mouse because she kept eating the usb one. She even hates my LCD monitor because I took away the old CRT one she used to sleep on.

Anyway shes always had it in for my laptop. Sits on it, chews it, bats it and tries to eat the keys. Only when I'm not looking though. My computer mysteriously sports 'bruises' overnight if the Queen is in one of her moods. Well her Majesty had discovered a fun new game to get mummy's attention! Let's play knock the laptop off the couch! once, twice, third times a charm!WHAM!!! right smack bang where the power cable connects to the computer CRACK!! Lil miss Queenly broke the internal bracket holding the power connector in place. Can't fix it. Lovely but jerry rigged some polished stone jewellery wedge to hold the thing in place until it eventually goes to computer heaven. It's a 6 year old Toshiba no way am I going to spend any $$ on it. It's mainly a browsing computer and for $100 it's not worth chasing up a proper fix. It will work as long as it doesn't do the drop again.

Speaking of fixing, Toshiba's top down config is a sonovabeetch. The thin plastic keyboard and facing are so delicate I was terrifed of breaking it and I nearly did numerous times.

Hopefully miss Magestic who is currently giving me a hairy eyeball, will be satisfied with my panic filled last night as I fixed it and leave it alone for a while. She does that you know. Does something on an ever increasing scale until I finally snap and get loud then she looks so satisfied to have set me off, or the dog, and becomes so nice for a while. Waiting, for the chance to have her amusement with us playthings. Arrgghh!!

When I wake up she's there 1 inch away from my eyeball. MIAOW MUDDAFUKKER!

Love you to sweetheart. Now remove your fangs from my knuckles. xoxo

[fireheart]

Cats are strange.

I have 2 cats: one is bigger than the other (due to his breed, one's a Tonk, the other's a Russian blue). The Tonk is a guts. And so is the Russian Blue.

Every day this week, the Russian Blue has apparently decided to match his brother food for food, because I have found him vomiting his dry food on the floor. then he perks up and he's happy straight after, purring repeatedly and pissing me off since vomit makes me gag.

[Zaiida]

Ugh cat chuck. Nothing worse to step on at 2am. Disgustingly I had noticed the lack of regurgetated calling cards then caught the dog eating it. She kisses me with that mouth! *HURK*

Vacuum cleaners and cats are great fun. Nothing like watching a 9 pound cat dragging a 10kg vax out the door by her tail. I dropped the nozzle while changing heads Didn't see that one happening. Now she spits and splits when I bring it out and runs up the curtains and gets stuck.

[LillFilly]

[PhiSigGirl1988]

Exactly. That's exactly how my girl cat is. She'll be all purry and happy and wanting me to pet her, and then she'll just randomly decide that she's tired of being pet and turn around and bite me. My parents and I call this phenomenon "Purr 'n Grrr".

[Andara Bledin]

It's worth noting that if you pet a cat more vigorously or in a spot it's not desiring, that can trigger a bitey reflex. It's usually preceded by tail thumping or lashing. But not always. Cause cats are fickle like that.

^-.-^

[CloserToSane]

We've been adopted by a local cat. She meows until you get down on the floor to pet her and then decides she's going to sit behind you. The only reason she keeps coming in is because my mum is a soft touch. She'll spend hours on the shed in the garden if we don't let her in. We're not allowed to feed her though, mum's orders as she might believe she lives here after that.

[Barracuda]

Well, you know what they say:

Dogs are man's best friend,
and cats are man's cute little serial killer.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I've always maintained that all cats are evil. Some are just mischievous, but others are pure evil.

[Food Lady]

And that is why I love them.

[Mytical]

Cats are not evil, they know the Hierarchy. There are cats, then below cats are playthings/chew toys. If you are not a cat, then you are either a plaything or a chew toy..depending on which mood they are in.

[Marmalady]

My beloved Purdey never ever bit anyone in the 2 and a half years she was with me.. you could pet and stroke her for hours, she just lapped it all up, I think she was making up for the time she spent living rough and didn't get much in the way of cuddles.

I miss her so much.

[dalesys]

Women & cats will do as they please.
Men and dogs must just them please.

[Eireann]

My kitty had to have a shower a few months ago, due to getting melted massage bar all over her back.

I lathered and rinsed her three times. She complained loudly, and peed (no problem, it washed right down the drain), but she didn't bite, scratch, hiss, spit, or growl.

[fireheart]

My kitty had to have a shower a few months ago, due to getting melted massage bar all over her back.

I lathered and rinsed her three times. She complained loudly, and peed (no problem, it washed right down the drain), but she didn't bite, scratch, hiss, spit, or growl.

Strangely enough, one of my cats does a weird thing with a watering can or hose.

If there's water trickling out of it (i.e. mum's watering the plants), he'll rush over and start batting at the water stream. He usually gets at least his paws wet, but on occasion he's also gotten his head wet.