I have a cat, the Queen. Getting old, really cranky who finds anything with a keyboard or paper a rival for my affections. Don't know why she's spoilt rotten and rules this little domain. Had to get a wireless mouse because she kept eating the usb one. She even hates my LCD monitor because I took away the old CRT one she used to sleep on.
Anyway shes always had it in for my laptop. Sits on it, chews it, bats it and tries to eat the keys. Only when I'm not looking though. My computer mysteriously sports 'bruises' overnight if the Queen is in one of her moods. Well her Majesty had discovered a fun new game to get mummy's attention! Let's play knock the laptop off the couch! once, twice, third times a charm!WHAM!!! right smack bang where the power cable connects to the computer CRACK!! Lil miss Queenly broke the internal bracket holding the power connector in place. Can't fix it. Lovely but jerry rigged some polished stone jewellery wedge to hold the thing in place until it eventually goes to computer heaven. It's a 6 year old Toshiba no way am I going to spend any $$ on it. It's mainly a browsing computer and for $100 it's not worth chasing up a proper fix. It will work as long as it doesn't do the drop again.
Speaking of fixing, Toshiba's top down config is a sonovabeetch. The thin plastic keyboard and facing are so delicate I was terrifed of breaking it and I nearly did numerous times.
Hopefully miss Magestic who is currently giving me a hairy eyeball, will be satisfied with my panic filled last night as I fixed it and leave it alone for a while. She does that you know. Does something on an ever increasing scale until I finally snap and get loud then she looks so satisfied to have set me off, or the dog, and becomes so nice for a while. Waiting, for the chance to have her amusement with us playthings. Arrgghh!!
When I wake up she's there 1 inch away from my eyeball. MIAOW MUDDAFUKKER!
Love you to sweetheart. Now remove your fangs from my knuckles. xoxo
Anyway shes always had it in for my laptop. Sits on it, chews it, bats it and tries to eat the keys. Only when I'm not looking though. My computer mysteriously sports 'bruises' overnight if the Queen is in one of her moods. Well her Majesty had discovered a fun new game to get mummy's attention! Let's play knock the laptop off the couch! once, twice, third times a charm!WHAM!!! right smack bang where the power cable connects to the computer CRACK!! Lil miss Queenly broke the internal bracket holding the power connector in place. Can't fix it. Lovely but jerry rigged some polished stone jewellery wedge to hold the thing in place until it eventually goes to computer heaven. It's a 6 year old Toshiba no way am I going to spend any $$ on it. It's mainly a browsing computer and for $100 it's not worth chasing up a proper fix. It will work as long as it doesn't do the drop again.
Speaking of fixing, Toshiba's top down config is a sonovabeetch. The thin plastic keyboard and facing are so delicate I was terrifed of breaking it and I nearly did numerous times.
Hopefully miss Magestic who is currently giving me a hairy eyeball, will be satisfied with my panic filled last night as I fixed it and leave it alone for a while. She does that you know. Does something on an ever increasing scale until I finally snap and get loud then she looks so satisfied to have set me off, or the dog, and becomes so nice for a while. Waiting, for the chance to have her amusement with us playthings. Arrgghh!!
When I wake up she's there 1 inch away from my eyeball. MIAOW MUDDAFUKKER!
Love you to sweetheart. Now remove your fangs from my knuckles. xoxo
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