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  • #1

    I think your brain is broken...

    SC stops me by the automated gate while I'm visiting a condominium community that we manage.

    SC - The gate is broken!!!
    Me - (I can see the gate from where I'm standing. It looks fine to me.) What's it doing?
    SC - It's not calling me when my guests come to see me!
    Me - Oh, well maybe it's programmed with the wrong phone number.
    SC - Well, fix it!
    Me - Sure, what's your phone number?
    SC - I don't have one!
    Me - You're upset because the gate won't call the phone that you don't have?
    SC - Yes, it should call me!
    Me - On what?
    SC - I'm sure it has a phone built in or something so that it can call people.
    Me - Yes, but the way phones work is that there has to be a phone on the other side to place the call.
    SC - Are you sure?
    Me - Do other people call you on the phone that you don't have?
    SC - Of course not! That's silly!
    Me - Then the gate can't do it either.
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  • #2
    This person wants to start hearing disembodied voices telling them they've got company?!

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    • #3
      Agh...Frzit...guh...

      Please wait while we attempt to connect your call to [ERICKEI'S BRAIN].....We're sorry, that number has been temporarily disconnected. Please hang up and try your call again.

      Aiyaaa....That's one special kind of Stupid right there >_>

      edit: Pix - For a moment there, I read that as "disemboweled voices"...I think I like my version better
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      • #4
        Sooooo, how can this person not understand the concept of the telephone? There has to be 2 of them to communicate, its been that way since the old crank style phones came out in the late 1800s. Since this customer may be too cheap to go and buy a phone, I think you should give them 2 metal cans attached to a string

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        • #5
          How does this person not have a phone? I mean, I can see not having a cell phone or not having a landline, but not having either?

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          • #6
            That's so dumb that I actually had to read it three times before I could do more than just blink. Wow, just wow.

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            • #7
              To quote the Gumby's: "My Brain Hurts!!!!!!!"

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              • #8
                I think the brain is missing on that one.

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                • #9
                  After several attempts to grasp the logic, all I can say is: THE STUPID IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.
                  I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                  Who is John Galt?
                  -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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                  • #10
                    Just when you think stupidity has limits, they prove you wrong.

                    Off to reboot my brain.....
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Pixilated View Post
                      This person wants to start hearing disembodied voices telling them they've got company?!
                      Now *that* would be amusing.

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                      • #12
                        Maybe the gate should call her refrigerator.

                        Then it can write down the message and stick it to itself with a fridge magnet.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          *snip*

                          edit: Pix - For a moment there, I read that as "disemboweled voices"...I think I like my version better
                          Actually, so do I.

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                          • #14
                            *grins* "Oh, but it IS calling you, it's just that you don't have the phone to know/reply! <sarcasm mode = OFF>

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                            • #15


                              Well, then.

                              Time to save myself before this zombified human infects me.

                              *scrams*
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