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Old 12-19-2009, 11:57 PM
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Dear I.B Pissed,

Thank you so much for getting in touch with us in such a timely manner. You see, we had no idea where to send the police after we naturally called them to report you for assault, and now we do. Rest assured you will receive full bed and board at the expense of the state to compensate you.

Sincerely,

Cool Mananger.


Dear Manager of Blue Stripy Supermarket,

I was utterly disgusted when I arrived at your store on Christmas Day to do a little shopping, only to find that it was closed! I had run out of milk and I had to go without milk in my tea for two whole days. Please can you send me a 1000 gift card, plus a full apology for this outrage.

Sincerely,

Mrs Whinger.
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