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Old 09-13-2006, 09:02 PM
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This is why you should be in chat.

[15:50] Puck_HR_Diva: oh, wait!! we forgot to hire Sphinx a personal assistant!!
[15:50] Puck_HR_Diva: all CEOs have personal assistants!!
[15:50] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: ill take that job
[15:50] *** Sphinx_CEO_Workug is now known as Sphinx_CEO_work.
[15:50] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: and hire a personal asst do do my work
[15:50] Sphinx_CEO_work: and why would you want that job?? lol
[15:51] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: lol cause i get to be around sphinx the CEO
[15:51] Sphinx_CEO_work: lol whats so special about that
[15:51] TechAngel_CIO|Working: Ringman wants to be Sphinx's sex monkey!
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: oh. my. lords.
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: darn you TA you got me all figured out :redface:
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: I did not just see the words "sex monkey"
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: yea you did
[15:52] Sphinx_CEO_work: yes you did lol
[15:52] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: comming from TA nonetheless
[15:52] * TechAngel_CIO|Working goes redfaced to keep from laughing out loud at work
[15:52] Puck_HR_Diva: luckily I'm the only one here right now, because I am cracking up
[15:52] Sphinx_CEO_work: lol its a good thing i have my own office
[15:53] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: every one in the computer lab is looking at me funny
[15:53] Puck_HR_Diva: probably because you're a sex monkey
[15:53] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: oh yea
[15:54] Ringman_School_Operations_MGR: now all i need is the im too sexy song lol
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: "I'm too sexy for my monkey..."
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: no, wait...
[15:54] Puck_HR_Diva: that's not it

And that, my fellow CSers, is why you should come into chat between 8am and 4:30pm Central, Monday - Friday.

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Old 09-10-2009, 05:46 PM
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Right, folks. I deleted all posts in here barring TA's chatlog, what with it amusing me. Use this for it's real purpose - let each other know when you're in chat and others will be able to see what time you posted.

Have at thee!

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Old 12-30-2010, 02:57 AM
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Or, given my point of view of tormenting you with quotes, what better timing.

Speaking of which, be just came out with a heaviyl loaded sentence

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<be> lup, you write my letter and i'll do your dishes
and now for a severe misquote by lupo

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<Lupo>Otherwise, bend over and bite the pillow, because this is gonna hurt.
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Old 12-30-2010, 03:27 AM
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and now for a severe misquote by lupo
That one was for my Ex.
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Old 01-02-2011, 03:34 AM
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Quoth Lupo in chat
[22:32:17] <Lupo> and now there's a song in my head that sorta goes "how do you solve a problem like john jacob jinglehiemer smitt, who just had sex and it's the sex that never eeeeeeends, which are a few of my favorite things, and then I don't feel sooooo bbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddd"
Though that's my fault for bringing up the song that doesn't end.....
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:17 AM
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Yet another lupo misquote....talk about being careful what you ask.

Quote:
<RayvenQ> lupo....spit or swallow :P
<Lupo> we drank it Rayven!
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Old 01-03-2011, 02:22 AM
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aaaaaand here's the full quote.


Quote:
[8:13 PM] dave1982: you had 15 different teas tonight?
[8:13 PM] Lupo: yup!!!!
[8:13 PM] dave1982: if I had that much tea I'd be running to the bathroom every 20 minutes
[8:14 PM] wolfie: on the one hand i can see her point
[8:14 PM] trailerparkmedic: that's why we had small cups
[8:14 PM] Lupo: they weren't full mugs, dave
[8:14 PM] dave1982: yeah but that's still quite a bit
[8:14 PM] Lupo: we used small, asian style teacups and only filled them halfway each time.
[8:14 PM] Lupo: tea tasting, if you will.
[8:15 PM] RayvenQ: lupo....spit or swallow :P
[8:15 PM] Lupo: we drank it Rayven!
[8:15 PM] Lupo: you want me to spit TEA??
[8:15 PM] RayvenQ: if you're tasting not drinking :P
[8:16 PM] RayvenQ: also lupo...thanking you, your reply is perfect for a misquote
[8:16 PM] Lupo: ...
*fistshakes at Rayven*


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Old 01-03-2011, 10:55 PM
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Interesting vignette.

Quote:
lupo_pazzesco has become available
[23:04:21] <lupo_pazzesco> hi all
[23:05:00] <pedersen> hiya lupo_pazzesco!
[23:05:02] <Rapscallion> Lupers!
[23:05:07] lupo_pazzesco has left
[23:05:13] <Rapscallion> something I said?
We live life to the full, don't we?

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Old 01-04-2011, 02:58 AM
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Just so we're not all picking on Lupo......

Quote:
[21:42:12] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> You've really started me on a dangerous path here...just picked up some herbal tea
[21:42:18] <dave1982> just finished off some iced tea
[21:42:27] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> with chamomi....chamom....the herb that makes you relax
[21:43:16] <Lupo> chamomile
[21:43:37] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> thank you
[21:43:58] *dave1982 struggles to not make a weed joke.....
[21:44:08] <Lupo> keep struggling dave.
[21:44:13] <Lupo> quash the impulse
[21:44:18] <Lupo> quash it I say!!!
[21:44:33] *dave1982 giggles madly
[21:44:44] <Lupo> quaaaash it...
[21:44:54] *Lupo attempts to give a stern glare
[21:45:16] <dave1982> I'm sorry but...."the herb that makes you relax" is a bit a of a double entendre
[21:45:37] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh loves double entendres
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Old 01-04-2011, 03:58 AM
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Ah, the joys of removing all context:

Quote:
Quoth CS Chat
[22:57:58] <Treasure> something like that - i have a net book, and while 10" is preferred some places, its a bit small for my typing....

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