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nope!!! with a side order of NOPE!!!
TNP will take the bread out of the oven when the timer goes off so I can go to bed.
TNP will take the bread out of the oven when the timer goes off so I can go to bed.
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It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning. -
True, but you might find you don't have as much bread as you expected, since I will claim some as payment for service rendered.
TNP needs to figure out how to get spouse/partner into high gear on job-hunting."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77Comment
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False.
Tnp needs more hours or a giant pay raise.Comment
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more hours yes....I'm ok with my pay rate ($10 an hour).
TNP doesn't want to go to work tomorrow
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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True. Opening shift the day after I worked a closing shift is NOT fun.
TNP wishes there were a vacuum cleaner attachment for sinuses and/or some DIY way to resurface one's throat."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77Comment
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I believe copious amounts of adult beverage of your choice is a good cure.
TNP has a better suggestion.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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False, I'm a huge alcoholic.
Tnp has been playing Deus Ex again.Comment
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False, never played it before.
TNP will explain to me why workers who KNOW they are in trouble, will argue why they aren't with the most asinine reasons?It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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True, I think it's called desperation.
TNP dressed up as someone dead for Halloween.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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false didn't dress up at all.
TNP will put the last load of laundry in the dryer so I can go to bed...payment? a piece of cake.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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true mmmm cake.
TNP can explain why I insist on procrastinating so muchComment
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False.
TNP is watching a TV program recorded on a DVR.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Right this second false, I just woke up. Later true.
Tnp was productive yesterday so they could be lazy today.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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Sadly, false. I worked yesterday, but have homework and housework today.
TNP hates the hassle of changing clocks over between Standard and Daylight times."Crazy may always be open for business, but on the full moon, it has buy one get one free specials." - WishfulSpirit
"Sometimes customers remind me of zombies, but I'm pretty sure that zombies are smarter." - MelindaJoy77Comment
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TRUE!!! though most of my clocks reset themselves automatically.
TNP finally finished a project today.It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.Comment
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