I had an old hag give a lecture on how immoral I was and I was going to hell for buying lube - I handed her the bottle and told her that obviously she needed it more than me. She looked shocked/horrified and asked me what on earth I thought she would need it for. I told her it was for the stick shoved up her ass.
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^I'm sorry, but...
Good Lord, who cares WHAT someone else is buying? Pregnancy tests, lube...I don't care if they're buying pink fuzzy handcuffs, whipped cream, and a cat o' nine-tails, it's none of my business."And so all the night-tide, I lie down by the side of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride!"
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Quoth Eisa View PostI don't care if they're buying pink fuzzy handcuffs, whipped cream, and a cat o' nine-tails, it's none of my business.
I do have a good friend who's been trying to have a baby for years. She's the type who would collapse in a puddle of hystarical sobbing if someone pulled that on her. I'm the kind that will verbally disembowl the idiot stupid enough to mess with her.I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)
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Quoth Eisa View PostI don't care if they're buying pink fuzzy handcuffs, whipped cream, and a cat o' nine-tails, it's none of my business."It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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Quoth shankyknitter View PostThe discovery that she was married and 22 led to cat but faces.
Quoth blas View PostA couple of people who were staring really bad, she made a fist with her left hand and said "I'm married, ok?!" and then she got nasty looks from that as well.Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.
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I had an old lady try that this past weekend when I picked up a pregnancy test, I just broke down into tears (helped that I was terribly cramped up) and hubby went all "My wife and I are trying to have a child, but she keeps miscarrying." on her. She still took my test and waddled off muttering about us being sinners, so I had to go all the way across the store to get another one.
Saw her talking to a random stocker person about how we were evil and going to hell, and he looked at us and was like "Is that the people you were harrassing? Would you guys like to fill out an incident report for store security?" I have never seen an old person waddle away so fast! I still am upset that she would say something, so what if I'm buying a pregnancy test? The doctor let me know that it was a great idea to test every couple months, even if you use birth control or whatever (I use 2 forms of contraceptive, but women in my family are quite fertile). I guess I was more upset at hubby having to lie to her to make her stop screeching at me about being a sinner though, people should just keep out of your business when it comes to that sort of thing.Oh wook at teh widdle babeh dwaggin! How cyuuute babeh dwag-AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHHH! *nom*
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immoral teens and college students are having sex before marriage and are being irresponsible and thus are getting pregnant! By SC logic that means that if they take the test away we won't know if we're pregnant and thus will be more scared and never want to have sex again. Thus by not engaging in sex before marriage they'll have saved our souls and shown us the error of our ways!
Completely made up to make no sense. Just the way SCs would want it. eMe to a friend: I know I'm crazy, you know I'm crazy, the zombies at the end of the world will know I'm crazy. Thus not eating my brain for fear of ingesting the crazy. It's my survival plan.
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Light BSDM is fun . As for the old woman..yeah I don't understand the logic. Not even gonna try, my poor brain cells would justifiably revolt, got few enough as is, don't need to lose more.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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Quoth Mr Hero View PostActually me and my HUSBAND have been trying to have a child for years.
It would totally be worth it to see the look on her face.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Quoth blas View PostWhat happens when that old hag sees a guy buy a test?Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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