look it up online, I'm sure it's somewhere
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"I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."
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Quoth Lil Bunny View PostLike the ferret, she's sweet as heck but can take a chunk out of you if you really make her mad.
I can't stand spiders. If I can squish them in a tissue, I'm OK, I can handle that, but a tarantula ... just, no.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Quoth snakeman_21 View PostI work for a large corporation pet store. I won't mention the name of the company, but it rhymes with BLETCO. Now, as some of you may know, we sell African emperor scorpions (harmless) and rose-haired tarantulas (also harmless). Though I've already stated that both of these animals aren't dangerous, that's not to say that a bite or sting isn't unpleasant. It sucks.
Now, about a month ago, a man approached me and stated that he and his son were interested in a tarantula. I followed him to the reptile section (I know tarantulas aren't reptiles, but that's where BLETCO keeps them) and he pointed out which one they liked: a rose-haired tarantula. So I unlocked the cage and picked it up to show them. They studied it, interested. Then the boy's father said, "Do they bite?" I replied, "Rarely. you have to really anger them to make them bite." He said, "What happens if they bite?" Now, I've been bitten by a tarantula before, so I know what happens from experience. "It's about the same as a bee sting," I said. Then I lost all respect for this particular customer. He said, "Can you make it bite you so we can see what it's like?"
At first, I thought he was joking. He wasn't. When I told him I wasn't going to intentionally get bitten by a large arachnid, he asked why. I said, "Would you?"
He replied, "No, but you work here. I'm not going to buy a tarantula unless I know for sure that the bite isn't dangerous." I said, "Sir, I myself have been bitten by a tarantula before. It swells up for a day or so, then it's gone." He replied, "Well, if it's that mild, why don't you make it bite you?" I said, "Sir, I'm sorry, but I simply am not going to make this tarantula bite me just so you can see it." I put the tarantula back in her cage. The man said, "Fine, we'll go someplace else then."
About a week later, one of my coworkers said that a woman tried to get her to do the same thing with a scorpion. I loathe sucky customers, but man, are they amusing!
Secondly, I think an apropriate reply would be: "sure, I'll let it bite me on the hand if you let it bite you on the scrotum." I think that's fair.
anyway.. I was a little afraid by the title of your post that this person complained to corporate and a new memo came down stating that all employees must let arachnids bite them per customer requests..
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Quoth Samaliel View Postthere must be a perverted sicko who also turned this into some kind of freaky fetish porn."I call murder on that!"
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Holy biscuit.
That guy needs some smacks upside his head.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Samaliel View Postrule #34, there must be a perverted sicko who also turned this into some kind of freaky fetish porn.
Quoth Juwl View PostPain is a fairly commonplace fetish now... though it's usually only a stinging pain... whips and such...
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What a frakin' moron!!!
I also felt for the spider. Poor thing doesn't need to be distressed like that.
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"Can you make it bite you so we can see what it's like?"
Correct method:
"Sir you need to leave the store now, and don't come back unless you want to be arrested."
Incorrect method:
Pick him up by the scruff of his neck, carry him to the door, and launch him into the parking lot via application of foot to his glutious-maximus.
Now guess which one is more fun?*There is no greater gift than to be reborn with every heartbeat*
*Grudges should only be held for as long as it takes to deliver a proper vengence!*
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leopard, i'm going with #2 for the win; maybe it's not the right method, but i sure as hell will enjoy it.
That asshole needs a five-gallon bucket of spiders and dog feces dumped over his head.
desert sun
stakes
rope
honey
fire ants
well, sir, these ants aren't deadly, unless you're allergic to them; let's test your immune response, shall we? it's only mildly painful, if you're not...look! it's ghengis khan!
Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)
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Quoth BaristaTrav View Postanyway.. I was a little afraid by the title of your post that this person complained to corporate and a new memo came down stating that all employees must let arachnids bite them per customer requests..Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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