I work in an area of town where there is more than their fair share of homeless people. There is this one woman in a wheelchair that hangs around the front of the local 7-11 begging for money, I have given her random bits of change on occasion.
Me: Awesome Game Store manager out getting his Snaxy Waxies and drinky poos.
WW: Wheelchair woman, dressed poorly, missing most of the teeth in her mouth, about middle aged.
Me: *about to go into 7-11* Hey girl, hows it going?
WW: hey big guy, doing good. I just found out today that I have a 6 week old aunt.
Me: cool...
WW: ya, I have a crazy family tree... *and goes on to tell me about how her 2nd uncle is actually her grandfather and much more*
Me: I will be back shortly, I just need to grab some groceries.
2 mins later as I come out.
WW: So what did you think?
Me: Crazy family there!
WW: *Proceeds to tell me about her boyfriend's family which is just as messed up*
Me: I really should be going, I have to catch the bus.
WW: Just the other day, you know im Bi right, I was having a threesome with my boyfriend and another girl and afterwards we found out that it was my Boyfriend's daughter.
Me:
This episode leaves me with the desire for lots of to drown out the images that are chasing my fleeing braincells around my skull. I managed to leave at that point.
This is an SC because she has purchased things in my store before.
Me: Awesome Game Store manager out getting his Snaxy Waxies and drinky poos.
WW: Wheelchair woman, dressed poorly, missing most of the teeth in her mouth, about middle aged.
Me: *about to go into 7-11* Hey girl, hows it going?
WW: hey big guy, doing good. I just found out today that I have a 6 week old aunt.
Me: cool...
WW: ya, I have a crazy family tree... *and goes on to tell me about how her 2nd uncle is actually her grandfather and much more*
Me: I will be back shortly, I just need to grab some groceries.
2 mins later as I come out.
WW: So what did you think?
Me: Crazy family there!
WW: *Proceeds to tell me about her boyfriend's family which is just as messed up*
Me: I really should be going, I have to catch the bus.
WW: Just the other day, you know im Bi right, I was having a threesome with my boyfriend and another girl and afterwards we found out that it was my Boyfriend's daughter.
Me:
This episode leaves me with the desire for lots of to drown out the images that are chasing my fleeing braincells around my skull. I managed to leave at that point.
This is an SC because she has purchased things in my store before.
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