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The Tow Files - Rumors of my Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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Quoth Argabarga View PostWell, due to circumstances beyond my control and that need no introduction, the latest round of the Tow Files has been delayed by 2 months of being laid off and 5 more of waiting for enough students to come back to have a customer base again.
Quoth Argabarga View PostHOW MANY OTHER TOWERS WERE THERE? WAIT! NO! I'D RATHER NOT KNOW!
Quoth Argabarga View Post15 minutes and a knock at the door later, our mastermind of crime was calling us to provide his credit card info again, in lieu of becoming a guest of the Commonwealth at one of their many exclusive resorts for the feloniously-inclined.
An all-expenses paid trip to the world famous Graybar Hotel!
Quoth Argabarga View Post"That means I have IMPORTANT things to do! Too important to be bothered with a permit for just 10 seconds! This is just ridiculous! I HAVE A TIE! SEE?"
(* Self Important Mighty Business Asshole)
If it is wrong... I don't wanna be right.
Quoth Argabarga View PostBoth of them started pulling off "Pro Wrestler" victory poses, haunching over and flexing (nonexistent) muscles at me, while croaking like the Macho Man: "OOOH! OOOOH!!! YOU A BIG MAN, HUH? BIIIIIIG MAN! OOOOH!" They continued this odd display all the way to the door to follow their Dear Leader and kept doing it all across the parking lot.....
Quoth Argabarga View PostMa'm, This is a Wendy's
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So, for those of you curious what happens when you train your Level 58 Karen all the way up to level 100, we now have the answer: She Poke'-volves into Mega Karen, demanding the managers of other companies solve her problems or they'll surely all be fired/in big trouble!
The attack was ineffective.
You never go full Karen.
Quoth Argabarga View PostEver wonder why God no longer talks to us? I got a few ideas on that...
Quoth Argabarga View Post*Astronaut Sneaking up on You With Gun Picture Goes Here*
Quoth Argabarga View PostBe Careful What You Wish for, I'll Make Sure You GET It!
This episode stars Sister Stuck-up
Quoth Argabarga View Post"You said this wouldn't hurt me!"
"I said it wouldn't KILL you, and you'd be surprised what a man can live through..."PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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Quoth Argabarga View Post...
Enter, stage right, a man in a suit and tie.
..."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."
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Quoth Argabarga View PostBoth of them started pulling off "Pro Wrestler" victory poses, haunching over and flexing (nonexistent) muscles at me, while croaking like the Macho Man: "OOOH! OOOOH!!! YOU A BIG MAN, HUH? BIIIIIIG MAN! OOOOH!" They continued this odd display all the way to the door to follow their Dear Leader and kept doing it all across the parking lot.....Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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