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Episode I: The Phonetard Menace
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"You are loved" - Plaidman.
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You could give Lovecraft a run for his money, Kara.
Quoth Kara_CS View PostEw
SM: My phone just took a sh*t on me.
Sounds messy. You might want to take a shower or something.Quoth Fawn View PostOMG I don't know how I'd react to that one!
The phrase has been becoming more common, so along with "crapped out" it's one of the less savory terms to indicate a lack of functionality.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Andara Bledin View PostThe phrase has been becoming more common, so along with "crapped out" it's one of the less savory terms to indicate a lack of functionality."You are loved" - Plaidman.
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Kara...I just love your posts!
I especially enjoyed the "tragically malicious" remark.
I get to deal with some of these morons face to face...but I have to say, I don't get hundreds of them a day like you do...I don't know how you phone reps do it.I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostGet out of my sight
SW: I need to get a new phone for my husband.
ME: Sure. He's eligible for the full discount. Is there a particular phone he's looking for?
SW: Do you have any (Competitor) phones?
You really...! I mean, are you...? What the f....? AAAARRGGH!
"....this is not the company I'm looking for...."
"You will drive your car off of a large cliff, ala Toonces."
"....I will drive my car off of a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Entitlement B*tch Queen
SW: I want something for free. I've been with you for X years and I want something free.
ME: Well, you're already on the best plan for your needs. It's an older promotion, and the current plans for the same rate have less features. So I wouldn't want to change that.
SW: Then give me a free phone without a contract.
ME: I have free phones, but not without contracts.
SW: Then give me text messages.
ME: I don't have a free text messaging feature.
SW: How about a free month? Can I get a free month? Free minutes? Free downloads? I want something free. Can you give me something free? Give me something free. I need something free.
Sometimes you just want to roll up a newspaper and whack people on the nose. "Bad Customer!"
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[QUOTE=AFpheonix;125871]"This is not the company you're looking for."
"....this is not the company I'm looking for...."
"You will drive your car off of a large cliff, ala Toonces."
"....I will drive my car off of a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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OMG SO FREAKING FUNNY. AF im feeling wamr fuzzy feelings for you now
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