Posting in Sightings because it wasn't sucky to us (besides a bit of extra paperwork and police interaction)...the suck was mostly between these two guests (Sheldon, have fun with that one ).
Cast of Characters:
DG - Dumb Guest
SH - Sucky Hooker (again, Sheldon, enjoy!)
CW - Coworker
DG meets SH online. They're both staying here. Convinient, no?
DG does not actually pay SH for sex, but he lets her borrow his laptop. It's a rather nice laptop, and it has all the contracts and documents for his fishing business. Over $250,000 worth of contracts and permits. Can you see where this is going?
SH skips town with his laptop.
I walked into work today to overhear the following:
CW: You did a stupid?
DG: I was just trying to be nice.
CW: Yeah, you did a stupid.
DG:
DG is still calling all his bosses and business contacts letting them know that he lost all those documents because he's an idiot. He's out in the parking lot, and I overhear bits of "I know, I'm stupid, this sucks..."
So his "free" one-night-stand ended up costing him his laptop and some very, very valuable contracts.
Better have been a damn good night to be worth it!
Cast of Characters:
DG - Dumb Guest
SH - Sucky Hooker (again, Sheldon, enjoy!)
CW - Coworker
DG meets SH online. They're both staying here. Convinient, no?
DG does not actually pay SH for sex, but he lets her borrow his laptop. It's a rather nice laptop, and it has all the contracts and documents for his fishing business. Over $250,000 worth of contracts and permits. Can you see where this is going?
SH skips town with his laptop.
I walked into work today to overhear the following:
CW: You did a stupid?
DG: I was just trying to be nice.
CW: Yeah, you did a stupid.
DG:
DG is still calling all his bosses and business contacts letting them know that he lost all those documents because he's an idiot. He's out in the parking lot, and I overhear bits of "I know, I'm stupid, this sucks..."
So his "free" one-night-stand ended up costing him his laptop and some very, very valuable contracts.
Better have been a damn good night to be worth it!
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