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Quoth Soulstealer View PostIf your workplace will sponsor the work visa I'm inI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Quoth houdini View PostWelcome to my workplace - except add some kilts and dimpled knees
We have a couple of American people in my classes at uni (one of which is studying the EXACT same degree as me so he's a bit of a stalker ) and it's amazing hearing them speak amongst all the aussie voices in the room. Although the guy who's studying the same degree as me is an absolute nut in my music class: the focus on that lesson was how to use a storybook to create a music lesson. So as a group, we had to create a "wild rumpus." His idea of a wild rumpus was to put his bicycle helmet on his head, grab a chair, hold it upside down, and bang the chair against the helmet, while making gorilla facesThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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Quoth fireheart View PostDo they wear underwear under those kilts?
And all those who want visas, I doubt it as We Has Recession So No Money For Peons, but how does "Offical Dimple-Observer" sounds for a job title?I speak English, L33t, Sarcasm and basic Idiot.
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Quoth houdini View PostUnfortunately, I'm not quite on good enough terms with any of them to find out
And all those who want visas, I doubt it as We Has Recession So No Money For Peons, but how does "Offical Dimple-Observer" sounds for a job title?How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?
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Quoth fireheart View PostDo they wear underwear under those kilts?
The Scottish regiments (supposedly) forbade the wearing of underwear with the kilt, with officers using either a mirror on a stick, or making the men walk over a glass panel, to make sure that the men complied. How much of this is actually fact, I have no idea.... but it does make for some great old jokes....
(Incidentally, do you know how to find out a Scotsmans clan?
Look up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a MacDonald......)Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.
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Quoth Marmalady View PostIf they're being 'regimental' then no.
The Scottish regiments (supposedly) forbade the wearing of underwear with the kilt, with officers using either a mirror on a stick, or making the men walk over a glass panel, to make sure that the men complied. How much of this is actually fact, I have no idea.... but it does make for some great old jokes....
(Incidentally, do you know how to find out a Scotsmans clan?
Look up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a MacDonald......)I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - Joi
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