Swoon

[Food Lady]

LOL @ Pixilated. Update: Over the weekend I had 2 more come through!

[houdini]

Any job openings where either of you work?

Only if you feel like moving to Swindon!

[Soulstealer]

Only if you feel like moving to Swindon!

If your workplace will sponsor the work visa I'm in

[dalesys]

If your workplace will sponsor the work visa I'm in

When they say "Knock me up some time." ... That's not what they mean.

[Kristev]

I'd certainly consider it if they'd sponsor the visa and lend me the travelling money against my pay.

[kpzra]

Plane load of UK military, about 300 of them. I was 8 months pregnant at the time so I just drove them to get food. That was right up there with hearing Vin Diesel talk when I picked in up from his hotel.

[fireheart]

Welcome to my workplace - except add some kilts and dimpled knees

Do they wear underwear under those kilts?

We have a couple of American people in my classes at uni (one of which is studying the EXACT same degree as me so he's a bit of a stalker ) and it's amazing hearing them speak amongst all the aussie voices in the room. Although the guy who's studying the same degree as me is an absolute nut in my music class: the focus on that lesson was how to use a storybook to create a music lesson. So as a group, we had to create a "wild rumpus." His idea of a wild rumpus was to put his bicycle helmet on his head, grab a chair, hold it upside down, and bang the chair against the helmet, while making gorilla faces

[houdini]

Do they wear underwear under those kilts?

Unfortunately, I'm not quite on good enough terms with any of them to find out

And all those who want visas, I doubt it as We Has Recession So No Money For Peons, but how does "Offical Dimple-Observer" sounds for a job title?

[Soulstealer]

Unfortunately, I'm not quite on good enough terms with any of them to find out

And all those who want visas, I doubt it as We Has Recession So No Money For Peons, but how does "Offical Dimple-Observer" sounds for a job title?

Why do you think I'm marrying my fiancé? I miss the UK and him too much not to move. Just saving up the money.

[Marmalady]

Do they wear underwear under those kilts?

If they're being 'regimental' then no.

The Scottish regiments (supposedly) forbade the wearing of underwear with the kilt, with officers using either a mirror on a stick, or making the men walk over a glass panel, to make sure that the men complied. How much of this is actually fact, I have no idea.... but it does make for some great old jokes....

(Incidentally, do you know how to find out a Scotsmans clan?
Look up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a MacDonald......)

[Gizmo]

If they're being 'regimental' then no.

The Scottish regiments (supposedly) forbade the wearing of underwear with the kilt, with officers using either a mirror on a stick, or making the men walk over a glass panel, to make sure that the men complied. How much of this is actually fact, I have no idea.... but it does make for some great old jokes....

(Incidentally, do you know how to find out a Scotsmans clan?
Look up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a MacDonald......)

A good friend used to be married to a 'mirror on a stick' man. That is exactly how she described it to me. The rule was "yes, in the presence of woman/children".