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Old 07-31-2007, 01:56 PM
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OK, from your location and this story I have 3 thoughts:
1) We work for the same company and this guy has been working the stores since we had the *exact* situation a few weeks ago


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3) You work in my store, and as by the tech's response, it wouldn't suprise me since I am a smart-ass to the sales reps who ask stupid questions. Also, since no one stated that it was noted before, and my store did note it, this is the most likely case.


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So, my question to you is, how is your Wolf?
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Old 07-31-2007, 02:58 PM
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Cell phone customers are STUPID. This story really doesn't surprise me...

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Old 07-31-2007, 03:53 PM
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Or a mass murderer...
...of brain cells.
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Old 07-31-2007, 03:57 PM
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We rarely say water damage, we say liquid damage.
You can cover more bases that way? For your sake, I hope you don't ask what kind of liquid...
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Old 07-31-2007, 04:12 PM
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CS: FINE! Oh, and for your information water isn't a liquid.
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How could this guy become an aviation electrical engineer if he couldn't pass Grade 1 Science?
My guess? He must have gotten his degree from the University of Arizona.


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Old 07-31-2007, 06:30 PM
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To be completely objective, water is not a liquid. Water is a molecule composed by two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen.

Now water has the property that at one atmosphere and in temperatures varying from 1 degree celcius to 99 degree celcius a measurable ammount of water molecules will associate and react in the liquid state... but water itself is not a liquid, it observes a liquid state under certain conditions.
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Old 07-31-2007, 09:53 PM
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To be completely objective, water is not a liquid. Water is a molecule composed by two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen.

Now water has the property that at one atmosphere and in temperatures varying from 1 degree celcius to 99 degree celcius a measurable ammount of water molecules will associate and react in the liquid state... but water itself is not a liquid, it observes a liquid state under certain conditions.
Yeah and the point is that this phone fell into a salty vat full of molecules under certain conditions.

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Old 07-31-2007, 10:19 PM
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No no no!!!

He made that man a gunner. You know, the one who was supposed to fire those lasers across her nose, not up it!!!
Well, he wasn't my cousin.

Seriously, WTF?

If my father had said something like that, I'd be looking for the punchline, because he's a smartass. (Hmmm. Wonder where I get it from? ) But my Dad also knows what he's talking about. My Mom usually doesn't. So I often get called on to lok things up to see if he's joshing her or not.
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Old 07-31-2007, 10:41 PM
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I'd offer you a series of alternative titles for this one:

"Proof that someone is not an electrical engineer..."

"Purchasing swampland will not make you rich... unless you think like this guy"

"People for whom warning labels were invented"

"if you're gonna pull a con, track down someone like this man to do it on"

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Old 07-31-2007, 11:08 PM
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At first I thought this was the guy who had rain damage and refused to believe rain was a liquid. Remember him? Same guy? Or is stupidity a virus?
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