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Old 04-27-2017, 12:45 AM
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Talking "Muddy" Jeans Are Not Dirt Cheap

Nordstrum, the online lack of fashion retailer who brought you the $1,190 Gucci sock sandal and the $85 leather wrapped rock, is bringing you another opportunity to waste a lot of money fashion accessory. They have introduced the $425 pair of jeans with fake mud.

If you really wanted to have muddy jeans, it would be cheaper to give a standard pair of jeans to a 3-year-old and have him play in the mud. Those jeans are for people who have more dollars than sense.
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Old 04-27-2017, 01:12 AM
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Is it fake mud? That's cheesy. When I read the article and thought it was real mud.
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Old 04-27-2017, 02:21 AM
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What's wrong with fake mud on your jeans? After all, you wash your hair with shampoo.
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Old 04-27-2017, 04:44 PM
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I was looking at these yesterday after someone on FB posted about them. Yeah, it's fake mud that's been painted on. So it won't wash off. It's perfect for anybody who has tons of money to spend on clothes and wants to look like they've been working (or playing) hard but don't actually want to go outside. Fake as hell.
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Old 04-27-2017, 05:25 PM
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I can hear the eyeroll from here, Ghel.

My sister sent me a picture of $100 clear jeans sold by Topshop. I looked up "clear jeans" and found this article. Blue jeans have gotten ridiculous this year.
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Old 04-30-2017, 04:45 PM
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I can hear the eyeroll from here, Ghel.

My sister sent me a picture of $100 clear jeans sold by Topshop. I looked up "clear jeans" and found this article. Blue jeans have gotten ridiculous this year.
And here I thought $55 dollars for a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans was ridiculous back in 1981.

What were these folks smoking???
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Old 04-30-2017, 05:23 PM
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But real mud would be full of LIVE! bacteria! And it would crumble off all over the decorator carpets and furniture!

(In my day the living room furniture had plastic covers that only came off when the church ladies visited.)
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But real mud would be full of LIVE! bacteria! And it would crumble off all over the decorator carpets and furniture!

(In my day the living room furniture had plastic covers that only came off when the church ladies visited.)
And stuck to you in the summertime. Ugh.

We didn't have plastic covers on our furniture . . . but we did have a naugahyde sofa that would do the same thing.

Of course when it rains around here, I can give those chicks plenty of free mud to roll around in . . . just try walking to the car from the back deck and you'll find it's like Wooley Swamp.
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And stuck to you in the summertime. Ugh....
...Can I see that spatula? I need to pry my thighs...
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Old 05-03-2017, 12:07 AM
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Would one leg be called a blue jean and a pant?

When I had a project at a local university, I saw this woman in badly distressed jeans. I didn't say it, but I was tempted to say, "You look great after the accident."
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