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Old 03-26-2015, 10:39 PM
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This is pretty funny.

http://www.vox.com/2015/3/19/8252353...ob-description

Here's mine. Think I should put it on a resume?

"MoonCat is a ninja who uses quantum mechanics to create wealth of winning in putting one foot forward"
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Old 03-26-2015, 10:48 PM
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"Mathnerd is a rock star who uses advanced statistics to create new models of leaning in in the cloud"

Actually kind of accurate in a weird sort of way.
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Old 03-26-2015, 11:34 PM
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Irving Patrick Freleigh is a pundit who uses content management systems to create creative analysis of leaning in in long-term investments.

Which is probably why he still makes his living lifting heavy things and putting them down again.
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Old 03-27-2015, 12:52 AM
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Jay 2K Winger is a generalist who uses content management systems to create new paradigms of championing in human endeavors.





...this is news to me.
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Old 03-27-2015, 01:13 AM
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XCashier is a wizard who uses warp-field theory to create atomic explanations of dominating in making the world a better place
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Old 03-27-2015, 03:32 AM
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My given name is a lone wolf who uses drunken econometrics to create new paradigms of mansplaining in human resources.
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Old 03-27-2015, 04:40 AM
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Aragarthiel is a mastermind who uses content management systems to create unchecked growth of dunking in communism

I'm a mastermind. 'Nuff said.
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Old 03-27-2015, 10:59 AM
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This sounds so much like Wally from Dilbert created it.
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Old 03-27-2015, 11:30 AM
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"Catcul is a consultant who uses death hacking to create jargon generation of dominating in dad Twitter"

I will destroy you all on Twitter.
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Old 03-27-2015, 05:20 PM
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