NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Jay 2K Winger]

Being a terrible mother by allowing her kid to pee wherever he wants, such as a department store floor? Gross

Banning said mother, but not informing her until she returns and spends hours waiting in line to enter said store for Black Friday? Brilliant.

[taxguykarl]

When someone won't take 'no' for an answer...

Wow!! That attendant had a truly epic comeback for that MLM promoter.

[Jay 2K Winger]

When someone won't take 'no' for an answer...

[Pixilated]

Anybody who has ever had ANY interaction with a cat will sympathize with this person ... not to mention admiring the cat's audacity and acting skills.

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-call...-on-it/348584/

[Pixilated]

At the top of the list for Stupid Criminals.

https://notalwaysright.com/displayin...-idiocy/94236/

[Pixilated]

Roughly a month late, but still funny.

https://notalwaysright.com/you-cry-i...he-sea/340923/

[Pixilated]

Cosmic justice and hilarity ensue.

https://notalwaysright.com/wow-misog...part-2/339333/

[Pixilated]

An oldie but a goodie ... from a flight attendant who's clearly had it up to HERE with stupid questions.

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-knock-exit-doors/72078/

[Pixilated]

Sometimes the only way to fight crazy is with crazy.

https://notalwaysright.com/conspirin...eorist/311848/

That manager is a genius.

What manager?

Oh ... uh ... never mind ...

[Jay 2K Winger]

Sometimes the only way to fight crazy is with crazy.

https://notalwaysright.com/conspirin...eorist/311848/

[Pixilated]

I'll meet your conspiraloon theories and raise you twelve-fold.

https://notalwaysright.com/conspirin...eorist/311848/

[Pixilated]

Holy crap, I can't believe the author of this piece. I mean, I know our culture thrives on disposable goods, but throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

https://notalwaysright.com/it-hurts-...-times/312891/

Last car I "threw out" (very recently) was because the engine locked up or something ... it was totally unfixable.

[dalesys]

... throwing out a car because it's seven years old???

My exe's father abandoned a car because he ran out of gas... He spent all of WWII as a machinist's mate on the Enterprise and was a little rattly.

[taxguykarl]

throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

No kidding, my local dealer often has to order parts for my '06 Highlander, but I can't recall waiting for more than a week--only a couple of days more often than not.

[Nunavut Pants]

Holy crap, I can't believe the author of this piece. I mean, I know our culture thrives on disposable goods, but throwing out a car because it's seven years old??? Because you can't find windshield wiper blades for it? I expect to find wiper blades for my fifty year old car for cryin out loud!!!

https://notalwaysright.com/it-hurts-...-times/312891/