THERE IS NO GOD DAMNED LIBRARY.
And forget about accessing other locals - they charge a fee.
"But Ammie, that's not so bad," you say. Ordinarily I'd agree with you...
...IF THE FEE WASN'T SO GOD DAMNED EXPENSIVE (one hundred smackers).
If any of you fine kids are traveling or plan to travel through the great state of Illinois, do let me know so that I may give you directions - so that you can AVOID going through this pit of craptastic wherein I am a prisoner, lest you too become contaminated by the suck.
And forget about accessing other locals - they charge a fee.
"But Ammie, that's not so bad," you say. Ordinarily I'd agree with you...
...IF THE FEE WASN'T SO GOD DAMNED EXPENSIVE (one hundred smackers).
If any of you fine kids are traveling or plan to travel through the great state of Illinois, do let me know so that I may give you directions - so that you can AVOID going through this pit of craptastic wherein I am a prisoner, lest you too become contaminated by the suck.
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