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Old 10-07-2010, 08:26 PM
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Just thought of this one -

What songs would you play at your work while dealing with sucky customers or just to do with your work?


For those who will not pay their bills - "Money's Too Tight To Mention" Simply Red

me hoping I get a nice customer next "I Should Be So Lucky" Kylie Minogue


For those who take small children into china shops "Can't touch This" MC Hammer

For those who will not produce ID "Who Are You?" The Who


For Gravekeeper "It's Been A Hard Day's Night" Beatles.
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Old 10-07-2010, 08:34 PM
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For everyone who's still there at closing time - "Get The Fuck Out" - Skid Row.

For everyone who thinks they have a right to whine and moan when asked a simple question - "Bitch" - Meredith Brooks.

For every single abusive/perverted/violent SC - "Fuck Off And Die" - Peppermint Creeps.

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Old 10-07-2010, 08:35 PM
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For everyone who's still there at closing time - "Get The Fuck Out" - Skid Row.

For everyone who thinks they have a right to whine and moan when asked a simple question - "Bitch" - Meredith Brooks.

For every single abusive/perverted/violent SC - "Fuck Off And Die" - Peppermint Creeps.

ooo I don't know any of those but good choices.
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Old 10-08-2010, 03:26 AM
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I like to go with generalities for all situations.

"Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy" by Rotersand Linky!

"Corporate Slave" by SNOG Linky!

"Hard Currency" by Information Society Linky!

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Old 10-08-2010, 04:59 AM
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For customer's in general, "Dare To Be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic.
For whiners trying to get out of tickets, "I Fought The Law" by Bobby Fuller.
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Old 10-08-2010, 07:47 AM
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The chorus of "Outrageous" by the Cowboy Prostitues tends to run through my mind while working with some customers...

(Warning: language)
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Old 10-08-2010, 10:41 PM
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For everybody that gets themselves tresspassed or threatens to never return: Hit the Road Jack

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Old 10-08-2010, 11:30 PM
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Here's another Skid Row song that suits the general feel of working: Slave To The Grind. XD
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Old 10-08-2010, 11:42 PM
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Slipknot: "Spit It Out"

'Tis full of profanity.
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Old 10-14-2010, 01:59 AM
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Shitlist-L7

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