Music Game

[TelephoneAngel]

Just thought of this one -

What songs would you play at your work while dealing with sucky customers or just to do with your work?


For those who will not pay their bills - "Money's Too Tight To Mention" Simply Red

me hoping I get a nice customer next "I Should Be So Lucky" Kylie Minogue


For those who take small children into china shops "Can't touch This" MC Hammer

For those who will not produce ID "Who Are You?" The Who


For Gravekeeper "It's Been A Hard Day's Night" Beatles.

[Lace Neil Singer]

For everyone who's still there at closing time - "Get The Fuck Out" - Skid Row.

For everyone who thinks they have a right to whine and moan when asked a simple question - "Bitch" - Meredith Brooks.

For every single abusive/perverted/violent SC - "Fuck Off And Die" - Peppermint Creeps.

[TelephoneAngel]

For everyone who's still there at closing time - "Get The Fuck Out" - Skid Row.

For everyone who thinks they have a right to whine and moan when asked a simple question - "Bitch" - Meredith Brooks.

For every single abusive/perverted/violent SC - "Fuck Off And Die" - Peppermint Creeps.

ooo I don't know any of those but good choices.

[FArchivist]

I like to go with generalities for all situations.

"Exterminate, Annihilate, Destroy" by Rotersand Linky!

"Corporate Slave" by SNOG Linky!

"Hard Currency" by Information Society Linky!

[terakhan]

For customer's in general, "Dare To Be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic.
For whiners trying to get out of tickets, "I Fought The Law" by Bobby Fuller.

[El Pollo Guerrera]

The chorus of "Outrageous" by the Cowboy Prostitues tends to run through my mind while working with some customers...

(Warning: language)

[Andara Bledin]

For everybody that gets themselves tresspassed or threatens to never return: Hit the Road Jack

^-.-^

[Lace Neil Singer]

Here's another Skid Row song that suits the general feel of working: Slave To The Grind. XD

[Eisa]

Slipknot: "Spit It Out"

'Tis full of profanity.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Shitlist-L7

Just trust me on this one.

[BethB]

Just for working at the Mart-Through the Fire and the Flames by DragonForce. One line in particular..."day after day this misery must go on..."

For the daily idiots who believe the rules apply only to others...Shut The F*** Up by Brides of Destruction

That's it for now.

[Jester]

For someone I throw out of the bar, as I did Tuesday: Heart's "Kick It Out," Extreme's "Get the Funk Out," a little Rolling Stones: "I said, hey HEY, you YOU, get off of my cloud!", or perhaps a little scary Pink Floyd, "Run Like Hell!", or maybe for some people a little Michael Jackson so they can "Beat It!"

For people who think they're more important than other customers, that one line from The Who song: "Who the fuck are you? I really wanna know!"

For people who feel the need to flaunt their money to make themselves feel superior to staff or other guests, perhaps a little Aerosmith like "Eat the Rich." Great line from it: "Their attitudes may taste like shit, but go real well with wine! Eat the rich! That's the only thing they're good for!" Or perhaps a more subtle approach, with Pink Floyd's "Money": "Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today..." Thin Lizzy, "Get Out of Here."

For people who whine about anything and everything, a little Jefferson Airplane: "Don't you want somebody to love? Don't you need somebody to love?" Or maybe a little "Positively 4th Street" from Mr. Bobby Dylan: "And now I know you're dissatisfied with your position and your place. Don't you understand it's not my problem?"

For people who don't realize that they are not the only person in the bar when the place is packed, Guns n' Roses' "Welcome to the Jungle."

For people who can't understand why I cut them off, a little Dead Kennedy's would be nice. Say, "Too Drunk to Fuck."

To customers who don't realize that closing time means it's time to go, a little Eric Burdon and The Animals: "We've Gotta Get Outta This Place!"