It's Tax Season, and I am working once again at a patriotic tax place.
Guy came in, a contractor ok whatever.
On his tax form he has listed under advertising "Brass plated testicular vehicle adornment"
ME: well you know who I am...
DC: Dumb Contractor. (Mind you this is a bit of a redneck area)
Me: Sir, it says here you are claiming "Brass plated testicular vehicle adornment"
DC: Yeah its on my truck as advertising
Me: Does it have your logo or phone number etc
DC: Nope. It shows My truck has brass balls and can do anything
Me: Umm. Sir, without an actual logo, I can't use that as a deduction
DC: Why not? My balls show I am up to any job
Me: I am sorry sir. Your brass balls are not deductible.
I am proud of myself for saying it with a straight face!
Guy came in, a contractor ok whatever.
On his tax form he has listed under advertising "Brass plated testicular vehicle adornment"
ME: well you know who I am...
DC: Dumb Contractor. (Mind you this is a bit of a redneck area)
Me: Sir, it says here you are claiming "Brass plated testicular vehicle adornment"
DC: Yeah its on my truck as advertising
Me: Does it have your logo or phone number etc
DC: Nope. It shows My truck has brass balls and can do anything
Me: Umm. Sir, without an actual logo, I can't use that as a deduction
DC: Why not? My balls show I am up to any job
Me: I am sorry sir. Your brass balls are not deductible.
I am proud of myself for saying it with a straight face!
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