I am sorry sir, your brass balls are not deductible

[taxguykarl]

You handled that one well.

[Andara Bledin]

(note - the due date is the 18th this year due to some obscure holiday)

Emancipation Day. Celebrated in DC.

Well, if you're going to claim them as an asset, does that mean your wife gets em' in event of divorce?

Well, she'd get half of them.

Would be amusing to watch them be divided.

^-.-^

[EvilEmpryss]

I hope he wasn't running a remodeling business.

He just proved that while he has the balls to do the job, he hasn't got any taste.

And if I didn't dislike using sig lines that other people have, I would SO be using your response!

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

"Well I suppose we might be able to get you a SMALL deduction for those sir..."

[JustaCashier]

Me: Does it have your logo or phone number etc

I hope this didn't plant a seed, so to speak, in his mind.

He may show up next year, with a receipt from a tattoo shop reading something like:

Quantity________Description_______________Price

1 (One)...............Scrotum Tattoo--"[Logo]".........$xx.yy

I've seen plenty of trucks (and cars too) with dicks.

Trouble is, they're very often driving them.

Mike

[Sonoma]

Truck Ballz. Gotta love 'em. A friend of mine who was visiting from the Carribean saw those on a vehicle one day for the first time (steel ones)...This was his first exposure to them. His reaction went something like

him: "Eric, what what fu--?"
me: "Huh, oh. Those are truck ballz"
him: "TRUCK BA....?!" --- he got no further before laughing so hard, and for so long, that I was worried that he was going to have trouble breathing...

Try explaining them to your grandmother....

And regarding his reason for having them - I could care less what his truck may be able to do. What does having Truck Ballz have to do with his company.

[Trishlovesdolphins]

I'm proud you said it with a straight face too.... I couldn't do that reading it!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

DC: Why not? My balls show I am up to any job

His wife almost certainly disagrees vehemently with this statement.

That was...scrotacular. Also redongculous. I am having a ball reading this thread. Any Tom, Dick or Hairy can see that. I will remember this thread for a schlong time.

[lobo94]

I first saw them a few years ago when I was on a drive with my brother. We agreed that it was tacky.

Though sometime after that, my brother did see a variant...someone had tied a couple of lug nuts together in a similar fashion and hung them under the license plate. My brother thought that was actually pretty funny, and classy in a strange way. I would have to agree.

[Tama]

The lug nuts would be more relevant than..well...other things.

[Chromatix]

Lug nuts in combination with a tow hitch.

'Nuff said.

[protege]

DC: Nope. It shows My truck has brass balls and can do anything

I'm surprised that nobody has asked the obvious question here. What kind of truck are we talking? One of those Mack 2-ton jobs, a 454-powered Chevy, one of the commercial-grade Fords? Nah, it wouldn't be one of those. They don't need any um, advertising

[Frantic Freddie]

Funny,I call myself a redneck & live in an area full of rednecks with pickups (I sold my Dodge Ram 2500 last year but I'll get another) & I've never seen truck balls on any truck here.

Probably because most of our trucks do actual work (I've seen 2 year old trucks beat to hell) hauling firewood,horse trailers,rocks,backhoes,Bobcats & a lot have snowplows on the front.

[Sonoma]

I've only seen the one that I recall. I personally have never had a desire to put them on my truck. But, then again, my truck actually does truck-work on the weekends. It's regularly put to use hauling horse feed, camping gear, and just yesterday I had the bed full of yard debris to go to a local yard debris collection event. Mom sold my Dad's old truck to my brother-in-law, but mine's closer, so when she still needs a pickup, I get the call, unless it's a job too big for my Ranger.

[Frantic Freddie]

I've only seen the one that I recall. I personally have never had a desire to put them on my truck. But, then again, my truck actually does truck-work on the weekends. It's regularly put to use hauling horse feed, camping gear, and just yesterday I had the bed full of yard debris to go to a local yard debris collection event. Mom sold my Dad's old truck to my brother-in-law, but mine's closer, so when she still needs a pickup, I get the call, unless it's a job too big for my Ranger.

Why waste the money on crap like truck balls when it could go for good tires,lockers,hitches,winches,etc....