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A Christian joke (that's not anti-religious!)
Old 07-15-2011, 04:56 AM
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Default A Christian joke (that's not anti-religious!)

So, it's been a long week at work (see this thread for why), but today someone brought in this little joke that made me smile, so I thought I'd share.

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and make-up.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her vehicle with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

he said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off and swearing a blue streak. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Choose Life’ plate holder, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk...

So naturally I assumed you had stolen that car!”
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Old 07-15-2011, 03:40 PM
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I'm pretty sure I read this in a bulletin once... so true...
... also the reason why I don't have bumper stickers on my car!
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:59 PM
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I like this one!

Old 11-18-2011, 05:53 PM
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Oh, that is good.

Old 11-21-2011, 07:52 AM
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Perfect, really.
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