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Old 02-22-2012, 11:47 AM
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Cool Mardi Gras!

This one is from the Hubby's facebook page. Background: he's working in the guard shack of a gated community.

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Working gate at [community], resident drives up and tosses a bead necklace at me and say show me your tits!
I haven't heard if he complied yet or not.
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:47 PM
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He didn't say 'Sure!' and hold up a page like this, then? -

http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx
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Old 02-23-2012, 01:05 AM
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He didn't say 'Sure!' and hold up a page like this, then? -

http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx
I love it!
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Old 02-23-2012, 03:41 PM
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Wait... they wanted to see HIS chest?


Dang they're doing it wrong. Men don't flash their chests for beads... they drop trou.


Or just send the resident this photo...


(only thing hairier than Chris Costa's face... his chest! and no... i don't really know why he was flashing his manboobs at the range. i'm not sure i want to know)
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Old 02-23-2012, 08:38 PM
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lol

they're doing it wrong

FIRST you yell "show me your tits"
THEN you throw them some beads

tourists, lol
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Old 02-27-2012, 04:08 AM
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He didn't say 'Sure!' and hold up a page like this, then? -

http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx
That's what I suggested to Gaki!

And if they say, "Show some boobies!" you can show this picture.
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