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    This one is from the Hubby's facebook page. Background: he's working in the guard shack of a gated community.

    Working gate at [community], resident drives up and tosses a bead necklace at me and say show me your tits!
    I haven't heard if he complied yet or not.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    He didn't say 'Sure!' and hold up a page like this, then? -

    http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx
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      Quoth Marmalady View Post
      He didn't say 'Sure!' and hold up a page like this, then? -

      http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx
      I love it!
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      • #4
        Wait... they wanted to see HIS chest?


        Dang they're doing it wrong. Men don't flash their chests for beads... they drop trou.


        Or just send the resident this photo...


        (only thing hairier than Chris Costa's face... his chest! and no... i don't really know why he was flashing his manboobs at the range. i'm not sure i want to know)

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        • #5
          lol

          they're doing it wrong

          FIRST you yell "show me your tits"
          THEN you throw them some beads

          tourists, lol
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            Quoth Marmalady View Post
            He didn't say 'Sure!' and hold up a page like this, then? -

            http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/bird...lies/tits.aspx
            That's what I suggested to Gaki!

            And if they say, "Show some boobies!" you can show this picture.
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