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The Zombie Hunting thread reminded me of this bit 'o weirdness from the web:
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency
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"I don't want any part of your crazy cult! I'm already a member of the public library and that's good enough for me, thanks!"
~TechSmith 314
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Supplement it with World War Z.Comment
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Best book everQuoth rvdammit View Post
And my boyfirend thinks I'm weird because I've taken steps from the book to Zombie Proof the house as best I can. HEY we live in the country! It's dark and there are miles and miles of fields surrounding us! YOU guys get me, RIGHT????
Well fiddle dee dee!!
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I've been saying for years that the undead are their own worst enemies. They came up out of the grave and, for reasons unknown, they immediately develop a 'tude. The first they want to do is tear a small town apart. The residents of the town -- the living -- aren't exactly going to welcome that kind of activity.
Maybe give this a try:
Zombie: I just clawed my way out of the grave. May I wash your car for you? Maybe do some exterior painting?
Townsperson: Sure. And when you're finished, we're having a neighborhood barbecue tonight. Stop by, okay?
Another problem solved.I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond ChandlerComment
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