Crime, Hometown style

[Pixilated]

A man was recently convicted of a home invasion in which two elderly residents were tied up with their shoelaces while he ransacked the house.

Then he couldn't figure out how to open the back door to get out.

Did I mention he's 67 years old?

(Okay, it's not entirely funny ... he cut the woman on the hand because she wasn't moving fast enough. But the court's looking at six years in jail, which at his age could very well turn into a life sentence. And no, I don't feel at all sorry for him.)

[PepperElf]

to be honest i don't find it funny at all.
Especially since he also grabbed the woman from behind and threatened to slit her throat in an effort to get more money.

[Pixilated]

What's truly bizarre is he's actually older than his victims. I'd like to know whether he's got a record or whether this is his first foray into crime ... and if it is, what on earth prompted him to do this?