Library One-Liners

[camjuniper]

For your amusement I pass along library one-liners:

http://bestofpublib.wordpress.com/20...ry-one-liners/

Including fabulous patron queries like, “I need a photograph of Jesus Christ,” or “I need a DVD of A Christmas Carol, one with Charles Dickens in it."

Be sure to check out the comments, too.

[sms001]

Oh no you don't, cam. I'm busy today, and I KNOW this is gonna be a time sink.
(Bookmarked for later though, I bet these'll be hilarious. Thanks.)

[MoonCat]

Oh god, and I thought I'd heard every stupid question in the world.

Love the one who was looking for a photo of angels and dinosaurs ....in the same photo, no less...

And the one who wanted a book about her own several-times-great-grandmother, who "must have had a book" just because she lived in colonial times.

[PepperElf]

The ones in the comments are as funny as the ones in the entries. heh

[Librarian]

thank you for that link. haven't had one that awkward/silly yet here but i can imagine