Put Food between Two Slices of Bread for Me, Female Dog (Language)

[catcul]

Here's a web site that finds guys that post, "Make me a sandwich, bitch!" and digs through their Twitter feed to find other posts by these morons. Many of them are quite hilarious.




Maybe that 28-year-old actually treated your ex-girlfriend with respect, moron.

[JustaCashier]

Mr. Alex, the reason your girl left you for the 28 year old guy with the four kids, is that he knows how the actual fuck to spell "sandwich".


Mike

[XCashier]

Gosh, I wonder why, such a charming, respectful fellow like you.

They disrespect women, then can't figure out why they can't get a girlfriend. If these guys were any denser, they'd sink through to the center of the earth.

[dendawg]

In soviet Russia, sandwich makes you a bitch.

[catcul]

In soviet Russia prison, sandwich makes you a bitch.

I fixed your statement.

[dendawg]

I fixed your statement.

Sandwiches in prison?

They should be lucky they get Nutraloaf.

[catcul]

Sandwiches in prison?

They should be lucky they get Nutraloaf.

No, that's what will happen if any one of these morons go to prison. Their cellmates will make them into a "sandwich." Just use your imagination.

[PepperElf]

No, that's what will happen if any one of these morons go to prison. Their cellmates will make them into a "sandwich." Just use your imagination.

Talk about getting double meat!