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    Don't Tow Me, I Got Bees in My Car

    Even An Impassioned Plea About Bees In Your Car Won’t Stop You From Getting Ticketed

    Call me skeptical, but I don't believe this driver's story. I think he was trying to get a honey of a parking spot, but he got stung by parking enforcement, instead.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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    Quoth catcul View Post
    Call me skeptical, but I don't believe this driver's story. I think he was trying to get a honey of a parking spot, but he got stung by parking enforcement, instead.
    Waxing eloquent and pollen our leg, that's the buzz.
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      I wonder about the customer's ethnic background - was he a WASP?
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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        I think this might be at Georgia Tech. That campus is full of yellow jackets.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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        • #5
          All these puns are giving me hives.

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          • #6
            I forgot to ask before - was the car an AMC Hornet?
            Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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            • #7
              This is all the bees' knees, man...
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #8
                You guys can bumble your way around this discussion all you want, I'm gonna wait for arga to weigh in.

                Gotta be honest though, I would totally abandon my car if there was more than one bee in it. I'm not allergic, but those are close quarters! And loving that The Wicker Man clip.

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                • #9
                  Agreed. So Agra, what is your policy on infested vehicles?
                  I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

                  Who is John Galt?
                  -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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