http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel...-1226884968591
So the annoucement is a little hard to hear because she speaks that fast and her accent is a tad thick, but I caught some of it.
Basically she managed to interlace the bog-standard flight announcement with some humour, resulting in the passengers cracking up Some of the key highlights:
-The life jackets were called "teeny bikinis"
-It was a "no smoking, no whining, no complaining" flight with her mentioning that if passengers woud like to pay $2000 for their airfare, they should've flown with someone else (ie the cost of the fine)
-When it comes time for the oxygen mask bit, she tells passengers to "stop screaming, let go of their neighbour" and then descends into the safety bit.
-The cost of oxygen is 75c for the first minute...(the rest can't be heard over the laughter)
-If you're travelling with small children...we're sorry.
-If you're travelling with multiple small children, pick the one with the most earning potential.
Luckily the passengers took this one in good humour!
What makes this one a Crowning Moment of Funny is the fact that she goes through the ENTIRE speech like it's just another day at the office
So the annoucement is a little hard to hear because she speaks that fast and her accent is a tad thick, but I caught some of it.
Basically she managed to interlace the bog-standard flight announcement with some humour, resulting in the passengers cracking up Some of the key highlights:
-The life jackets were called "teeny bikinis"
-It was a "no smoking, no whining, no complaining" flight with her mentioning that if passengers woud like to pay $2000 for their airfare, they should've flown with someone else (ie the cost of the fine)
-When it comes time for the oxygen mask bit, she tells passengers to "stop screaming, let go of their neighbour" and then descends into the safety bit.
-The cost of oxygen is 75c for the first minute...(the rest can't be heard over the laughter)
-If you're travelling with small children...we're sorry.
-If you're travelling with multiple small children, pick the one with the most earning potential.
Luckily the passengers took this one in good humour!
What makes this one a Crowning Moment of Funny is the fact that she goes through the ENTIRE speech like it's just another day at the office
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