To Kill a Mockingbird, as you've never seen it before: with pirates riding flaming sharks and ninjas that transform into dinosaurs. This is presumably a Stanford student's book report after he only read the first chapter and then made up the rest. It's higher education at it finest!
http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm
http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm
