The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test

[DarthRetard]

I shall never assume such a thing, for as Count Dooku I am very observant and resourceful. For now, I will cross bridges as they come with women, for now I am single, quite lonely, and pissed about it.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

See, you know women better than you think you do.

[DarthRetard]

Now that IS a bold-faced lie. Palpatine you are.....

[ThePhoneGoddess]

No, no, don't be frightened. I'm just a mean old lady. I have a mean sense of humor, men tend to be frightened of me in general.

most females are very sweet, I assure you.

[DarthRetard]

I'm now frightened to death to compliment women, at all. Thank you.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

P.S. Thank you for the compliment. I shall go home this morning and preen.

[DarthRetard]

Oh lord. In the words of Dave Chappelle.......

"Chivalry is indeed dead women......and you killed it!"

[ThePhoneGoddess]

I'm sorry. You're only 19 and I couldn't resist. You know how vain women are...

[DarthRetard]

Oh lord, you women and your word-traps. It's a compliment, silly. I'm tryin to say you're pretty, but without just being so forward and bland about it. guess it didn't work.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

is that supposed to be a compliment...?

Or are you just saying I'm not that ugly?

[DarthRetard]

Oh, and judging from your myspace, you're the best looking Emperor Palpatine I've seen.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

[DarthRetard]

Suits a female perfectly I'd say. *runs and hides behind something big and metal and indestructible*


for all intents and purposes that IS a joke people.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Dooku Schmooku. You did all the work and I reaped all the benefit because I'm smarter, eviler and more well connected than you. So there.

[DarthRetard]

Wussies? I'm Count Dooku. Palpatine was lazy as hell, I did all the work, and what did I get? A good old Al-Qaeda style execution, by some whiny two-bit actor.