The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Yes, yes, he's far too young for us old biddies but I'm having fun messing with him.

[iradney]

LOL! If I may contribute, DR certainly does have beautiful eyes, and his eyebrows are definitely perfect for giving a naughty come-hither look! If I were single and a few years younger...:P

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Well, then, by all means, go out and give suggestive looks until you find some girl willing to drag you into a back room and...

never mind.

[DarthRetard]

Yeah, they'll just laugh it off.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Well I meant for the suggestive looks you were gonna try out at the mall.

I'll let you in on something...looks are much less important to girls than they are to guys. Your pretty blue eyes are prolly not why they talk to you. Girls like to talk to guys that listen to what they have to say, answer back thoughtfully, can think for themselves and look them in the eye while speaking instead of their chest.

[DarthRetard]

Ehh, usually girls don't mind at least talking to me, I guess cause of the blue eyes or something. rarely do I get slapped, cause I'm not dumb enough, or they don't take me seriously enough.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Yeah, lemme know how many times you get slapped.

[DarthRetard]

First time I've ever been told that one, but thank you. I take it to heart, Belushi, or King Bee as I like to call him.....is one of my favorite comedic entities. Funny guy.

I don't know about the suggestive looks, I'll have to go try some out today at the mall, letcha know how it goes.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Nice eyebrows. Very Belushi-esque.

I bet you give great suggestive looks.

[DarthRetard]

That, is me holding the alligator ("sloopy" we named him), that I caught with my bare hands out in a wildlife refuge once while "gator hunting". We released him don't worry, no harm to the little bugger.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

now that's a head clearing image.

I think we've hijacked this thread snapping at each other...

P.S. I like your avatar. I have a special fondness for reptiles. Is that you looking awkward in the background?

[DarthRetard]

Pfsh, please. with my video games, and my music, I don't have to think about women...

Though i do sometimes cuddle myself in a corner with Mrs. Potatohead and rock back and forth holding a rusty screwdriver to- Oh, I'm fine.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

mmm-hmmm.

Now who's the bold faced liar?

[DarthRetard]

I'm not whining about it. I'm perfectly happy with my video games and my trumpet in tow. Fine with me. I'll meet her when it's time.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

would you like some cheese with that whine?

Seriously, do you have any buds with cool girlfriends? Tell the girls you're looking for a girlfriend. If they're cool they will introduce you to all sorts of their girlfriends. Trust me, women looooove to play matchmaker.