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Just can't enough of those badfics!
This little gem showed up on the House MST LiveJournal Community and was soundly ripped to shreds. Why? Oh you'll find out why.....
But a few notes first. Apparently, it was taken down from whatever site it was originally published on after the author (and I use that term loosely) couldn't handle the criticism it so rightly received. So I don't know the original title. For convenience sakewe'll go by the title it was posted under on the MST Community: "The Sue Who Really Isn't".
Now it can't compare to "My Immortal" in terms of sheer suckitude. "My Immortal" has the market cornered on that. "The Sue Who Really Isn't" does have a few minor things going for it--it's not written in chatspeak, the author has a very basic grasp of grammar and English, therefore she can string a coherent sentence together every now and then, and it's only three chapters long. If that isn't damnig with faint praise, I don't know what is.
But what a stupendeous three chapters they are!
In those three short chapters we get a Mary Sue of Biblical proportions, rampant OCCness, racism, homophobia, Antisemitism, insults to working mothers and tall people, "doctor stuff", the most hilarious spawn name in history, and a "plot twist" that would make M. Night Shyamalan's head explode.
Here it is, with snarky comments from House and the gang in bold type, plus Community member comments on the bottom:
Sue Part I
Sue Part II
Sue Part III
You've been warned....
This little gem showed up on the House MST LiveJournal Community and was soundly ripped to shreds. Why? Oh you'll find out why.....
But a few notes first. Apparently, it was taken down from whatever site it was originally published on after the author (and I use that term loosely) couldn't handle the criticism it so rightly received. So I don't know the original title. For convenience sakewe'll go by the title it was posted under on the MST Community: "The Sue Who Really Isn't".
Now it can't compare to "My Immortal" in terms of sheer suckitude. "My Immortal" has the market cornered on that. "The Sue Who Really Isn't" does have a few minor things going for it--it's not written in chatspeak, the author has a very basic grasp of grammar and English, therefore she can string a coherent sentence together every now and then, and it's only three chapters long. If that isn't damnig with faint praise, I don't know what is.
But what a stupendeous three chapters they are!
In those three short chapters we get a Mary Sue of Biblical proportions, rampant OCCness, racism, homophobia, Antisemitism, insults to working mothers and tall people, "doctor stuff", the most hilarious spawn name in history, and a "plot twist" that would make M. Night Shyamalan's head explode.
Here it is, with snarky comments from House and the gang in bold type, plus Community member comments on the bottom:
Sue Part I
Sue Part II
Sue Part III
You've been warned....
Where's that woodchipper? I'm cracking up at the bolded writing tho. XD
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