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.... nor too small.
You illegally park, and I WILL FIND you, and TOW YOU!
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You illegally park, and I WILL FIND you, and TOW YOU!
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You are showing off there you could have put that in the passenger seat and gone to another tow. -
... or on top of the cab like a pizza delivery topper.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Don't be so sure no tow job is too big. Ever seen some of the 100+ ton (that's capacity, not gross weight) dump trucks used in open pit mines? For comparison purposes, the maximum legal gross weight for a 5-axle combination (i.e. a standard 18 wheeler) is 40 tons.Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Its small, but not as ridiculous as when my scooter needed a tow...Quoth Argabarga View Post
*Image edited as a courtesy to others. Click on image to enlarge.
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"You're supposed to be the head of covert intelligence. Right now, I'm not seeing a hell of a lot of intelligence. Covert, overt, or otherwise!"-Lochley, B5, A View from the GalleryComment
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So, you're towing Tiny Tykes cars now?This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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"Smart" car, dumb driver...Quoth Argabarga View PostSkilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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Hey Arg what do I get if I can find you a tow too big?ACNL Dream Address: 5300-6013-1370Comment
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You get the phone number for the guys who CAN do it.- They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.Comment
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Meh. It probably weighs less than the average MBT.
...indeed. Wikipedia sez it "only" weighs about 10 tons. For comparison, the average *light* tank in WW2 was 10-15 tons; a Matilda II is 25 tons, a Churchill 40 tons, and a Centurion 50 tons.
And yes, it *is* possible to tow a Centurion. You just get another Centurion to do it.Last edited by Chromatix; 06-08-2016, 01:27 AM.Comment
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Which is the weight of the Peterbilt of Natural Selection running bobtail (no trailer). I've been towed (breakdown) when I was barely under the legal limit (80,000 pounds) for 5-axle combinations (almonds are heavy).Quoth Chromatix View Post
The Roman army would disagree.Quoth Chromatix View Post
Want to start an argument? Get some USAF and USN types together, and ask them what a typical boomer weighs.
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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While we're on the subject (and since it's topical today), we actually got Sherman tanks to *float*.Comment
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i have a cousin who works in the semi towing business in Utah..... so i believe the titleComment
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