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Does Anyone Want a Squeeze Box?
"Weird Al" Yankovic announced that he is releasing a 15-album box set inside a replica of his accordion. It's planned for release next year.
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in me going. The first thing I thought of when I saw that title was hey,you could use a pair of breasts as a squeezebox 
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Who the? said that?Quoth KuariKaydrith View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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recursion: see recursion.Quoth dendawg View PostListen to the song that dalesys linked.
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I can't afford that. I need that, but I can't afford it. Hrm....Maybe some of the folks I know have some extra plasma that could be sold..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Weird Al's got a squeeze box
He sells on his site
When his fans found out
They really got uptight
Because he's playing all night
And his music's all right
Weird Al's got a squeeze box
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I'll take the box! The box!To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
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You took the box. Let's see what's in the box!Quoth Mr Hero View Post
Nothing! Absolutely NOTHING!
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I was hoping for them to be contained inside an iron lung.....
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