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Quoth taxguykarl View PostThis rocket scientist thought it would be a good idea to elude police by swimming towards open ocean. A shark had another ideaTo right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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This guy is really stupid. This genius tried to rob a Mixed Martial Arts gym with predictable results.
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I don't remember where I read it, but I once read a news article that while a group of Olympic track and field athletes (I forget who) were signing autographs and taking pictures with fans at a French airport, a professional pickpocket stole a wallet out of one of their bags. One of the athletes, an Olympic gold medalist in the 200 meter hurdles chased him down and tackled him. Needless to say, the pickpocket was not faster than an Olympian.Note to self: Hot glass looks like Cold glass.
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One of the tellers at our credit union told us of the time they were robbed. This branch is in the Thompson Center and on the first floor above ground level--with only escalators and an elevator to reach the ground level. On top of that there are a lot of Illinois state bureaucracies in that building--secured by state troopers, of course.I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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Quoth apocolypse101 View PostI don't remember where I read it, but I once read a news article that while a group of Olympic track and field athletes (I forget who) were signing autographs and taking pictures with fans at a French airport, a professional pickpocket stole a wallet out of one of their bags. One of the athletes, an Olympic gold medalist in the 200 meter hurdles chased him down and tackled him. Needless to say, the pickpocket was not faster than an Olympian.
Then there's this one.I AM the evil bastard!
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Quoth lordlundar View PostNote to self: Hot glass looks like Cold glass.
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Quoth apocolypse101 View PostThanks! I really need to reread them sometime!"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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