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This little dickie cried "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Urethral sounding is a common practice. Specially manufactured devices are available for this practice. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to provide links to these devices.
This article is a good example of why you should not stick objects in your orifices that were not designed to be inserted in those orifices. The concrete enema comes to mind.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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The real question is did he try inserting it, then turned it around after it wouldn't work the first time? And then flip it back around when he realized he was right the first time?To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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Quoth catcul View PostUrethral sounding is a common practice. Specially manufactured devices are available for this practice. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to provide links to these devices.
This article is a good example of why you should not stick objects in your orifices that were not designed to be inserted in those orifices. The concrete enema comes to mind.
There was a story I posted under my old account (fireheart) which involved a guy sticking a fork all the way up his penis (which also got mentioned in the link I posted above).
THAT one had the rare and dubious honour of actually being used as a case study in a medical journal and is available in full text to boot, complete with pictures (This is the link to the journal article in question by the way - NSFW as there are pictures of visible cock in there)
Quoth Mr Hero View PostThe real question is did he try inserting it, then turned it around after it wouldn't work the first time? And then flip it back around when he realized he was right the first time?
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Quoth dendawg View PostThis little dickie cried "Wii! Wii! Wii!" all the way home.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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