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Man gets his testicle stuck in an IKEA stool
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that shower seats are a thing...but
OWWW!!!!
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that shower seats are a thing...but
OWWW!!!!
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*winces* Didn't someone get awarded a Darwin for removing themselves from the gene pool via castration doing that?"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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I think it's only considered an Honorable Mention if you survive, but still remove yourself from the gene pool. Not sure."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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You can win one if you remove your ability to contribute towards the gene pool.Quoth EricKei View Post
> Nominees significantly improve the gene pool by eliminating themselves from the human race in an obviously stupid way. They are self-selected examples of the dangers inherent in a lack of common sense, and all human races, cultures, and socioeconomic groups are eligible to compete. Actual winners must meet the following criteria:
> Reproduction
> Out of the gene pool: dead or sterile.
> Excellence
> Astounding misapplication of judgement.
> Self-Selection
> Cause one's own demise.
> Maturity
> Capable of sound judgement.
> Veracity
> The event must be true.
Rules for winning a Darwin award"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
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I've heard about grabbing life by the balls, but this is ridiculous.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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You can get an Honorable Mention if you fail to remove yourself. You can get a Darwin Award after you already have a kid... By removing their ability to pass your genes on.Quoth EricKei View PostComment
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Quoth catcul View Post
dammit, you ALMOST made me break rule #1 there!
I loved Ikea's response to the whole thing.Comment
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Actually, this is what happens to them.
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Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I thought this was appropriate. The Kitten Lady has no balls.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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