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  • #1

    I love this guys excuses

    http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/CityandR...07041-sun.html

    I read this in my local paper and had to find it online to share. I think his excuses are hilarious, that he was just "helping the staff" and he thought the food on other tables was communal. I guess he's innocent until proven guilty, but it seems pretty fishy to me. Apparently he's either a liar or a total moron.
    It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
    -Helen Keller

    I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!
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  • #2
    Sounds like he's getting what he should. Of course, none of it is his fault, is it? Everyone's out to get him.

    Just one thing though....

    What's a man-purse?
    3 Basic rules for ordering food.
    - Order from the menu.
    - If you order something that will take some time to cook, then be prepared to wait.
    - Don't talk about Fight Club.

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    • #3
      Picture a guy. Now picture him with a purse or abnormally huge wallet that has to be carried in the hand rather than in the pocket.
      Or just see here:
      http://www.bossip.com/uploaded_image...ard-751664.jpg
      Classic example.
      "I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin... Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's mental sickness!" -The Sniper

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      • #4
        lol

        'TURN DO NOT EDIT'

        i guess they didn't edit
        DILLIGAF

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        • #5
          I often wish we could have a catapult or cannon at work.

          "You don't have to leave because we'll send you on your way."

          I can certainly think of a few customers I'd launch.
          The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

          Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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          • #6
            My dad was really surprised when he heard about this. He works in law and apparently this guy is one of the most powerful and influential lawyers in London. At least until he lost his mind.
            It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
            -Helen Keller

            I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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            • #7
              I can't believe they used the term 'man-purse' not once but twice.

              Its a derogatory term to denote a bag that a man carries. I think the reporter was being somewhat less than impartial in his eagerness to use it.

              If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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