And I Though the Nigerians Were Whacky S.O.Bs

[Killer Bees]

This guy takes the cake. All I can say is


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Me, I'm wondering what kind of woman would agree to anything like that...

That's something I'd expect to see on a talk show about controlling husbands.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I've seen this poor sad needledicked loser. I've said it then and I'll say it now: Wow. Does this guy actually have a woman, or is he still looking? What a catch.

In Hell, he will be handcuffed to this creepy broad:

http://web.archive.org/web/200104050...tic1/index.htm

Set some time aside for this one. It's a mother lode of pure, insane human spectacle.

[Killer Bees]

In Hell, he will be handcuffed to this creepy broad:

She really loves the word "egalitarian". She sounds like a great catch. Can't imagine why she's single or what happened to the last dudde.

[Ree]

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[Mighty Girl]

Wow. Thanks for the link. I remember reading about this guy when he was arrested but had NO IDEA he was that sick.

I wonder if his cellmate will adhere to his little rules.....

[Killer Bees]

Mary Romantic. What a Winner

1. She's not attractive.

2. She's not logical. Captain Sanity is definitely not steering this tugboat.

3. What she really wants is someone she can chain up in her basement. Someone who will declare their total and undying love for her constantly but not touch her in any way sexually. That's pretty gutsy to make a statement like that

4. The contradictions in her writing are astoundingly bold.

5. I say, Bravo Mary! For being taking the award for being the most optimistic aggressive, creepy, sad, scary, sexually repressed, hopeful little Princess on the face of the planet.

6. Good luck finding a guy who will give up masturbation AND porn. I'll send her flowers if she does


And I haven't even finished reading the whole of her manifesto. I'm going to send this link to all my friends.

[Moonlight]

Woah. That's really woken me up. My little sleepy brain is going What? How? Why? WTF?!.

I'm going to go get another coffee and keep reading those two links.

[morgana]

Wow, I thought my ex was controlling.

(And he thought *I* was. I should send him that second link!)

We really need to set up a blind date for these two.

[Emrld]

I knew a girl who about a month after she got married was given a list of Wifely Duties . . . .
It looked like something out of a 1950's TV show . . .
make a cocktail of his choice and serve to him upon his return home . . .while he is watching the news and drinking his beverage . . .she was to be in the kitchen finishing up dinner with little to no noise
Dinner was to be a full meal soup/salad, entree, sides, dessert and never leftovers . . those could be used for lunch that was to be prepared for her to take to work and on occassion he would take leftovers for lunch . . .but for the most part she was to only prepare exactly what was to be consumed in that one meal.
On the weekends she was responsible for preparing all 3 meals each day
She was to vaccum at least everyother day . . .laundry on a regular basis including perfect creases . . .blah blah blah - I think this gives you an idea. Since his stay at home Mother had lived this type of life and done all of these things . . .he didn't see why his wife wouldn't be the same. His brain however wasn't catching the part that Mom had stayed home - by her own choice to do all these things. If the girl I knew left her job they would have starved. This guy couldn't keep a job and more often than not was looking for work rather than working . . .course once he married he didn't search as hard - he liked living off her money.
She got smart pretty quick and left him . . .to this day he still doesn't understand what he did that was so wrong . . .his Mom could do it why couldn't she. (The one time I met him I really wanted to ask if he would like a quarter to go make a call for a clue - It was strongly suggested that I not do that)

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I kid you not, and I mean this in all nasty seriousness, someone ever handed me something like that, but when they got home my shit, my car, and myself would be gone, the door would be hanging open, skid marks would be in the driveway, and his little manifesto would be lying in the middle of the kitchen table in a state that would show very, very obviously that I had wiped my ass on it.

I'm not joking.

[Pagan]

Did anybody take a close look at the drawings that Prince Charming used in his "Marriage Contract"? They're rather, um....interesting!

I just wonder how he's getting along in prison. And if any of his fellow inmates have come up with a similar contract for him???

Seriously, though, any guy ever tries a stunt like this with me is going to be relieved of parts of his anatomy that he holds near and dear.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I just wonder how he's getting along in prison. And if any of his fellow inmates have come up with a similar contract for him???

Heh heh....

"You will drop the soap in the shower WHEN I tell you to."
"You will find out who Sanchez is and why he is filthy"
"I am your mommy now!"
"Whenever fruit cocktail is served with any meal, you will surrender your fruit cocktail to me"

Now as for the drawings, I did not pay close attention to them the first time I read that. Now I wish I didn't.

[Boozy]

"Whenever fruit cocktail is served with any meal, you will surrender your fruit cocktail to me"

This one's my favourite, because its especially silly compared to the other horrors surely awaiting this creep in the gray-bar hotel.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

This one's my favourite, because its especially silly compared to the other horrors surely awaiting this creep in the gray-bar hotel.

"Better watch your back Fish! Squirrel Master ain't gonna be there for you all the time. Next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail... FRUIT!"

Cookie to whomever gets the reference