Who Were You in a Past Life?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/5539/

Somehow, I got this one (using my real name)

Annoying Scottish Prostitute

So who were you before?

[NotSoInnocent]

Using my birth name:
Beautiful Canadian Poledancer

Using my adoptive name:
Beautiful Canadian Hermaphrodite

Using my legal name:
Beautiful Canadian Moustache Groomer

Using my soon-to-be married name:
Beautiful Canadian Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper


Hmmmm... There does seem to be a trend for my life to get more screwed up as it goes along...

But at least I'm still a "Beautiful Canadian" (but.. but... I'm AMERICAN!! Wait... that'd be Southern Canadian, eh?)

[Pedersen]

Oh lord. Real full name entered, and out comes: Suicidal Spanish Poledancer. Minus middle name: Suicidal French Poledancer

And from my character name for my role playing game: Annoying Canadian Hermaphrodite.

Damn. Don't worry, Gravekeeper, I promise I'm not about to be an 867 caller on you. Well, not unless you have pink camo in XXXXXL, anyway

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, I don't need to enter my name into anything like this to tell you. My friends tell me all the time:

Ghengis Khan.

[Princess-Snake]

Mine said, "Annoying Spanish Poledancer."

[GingerBiscuit]

real name?
Clingy Greek Bellydancer
and my forum name
Annoying Irish Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper

[Severen13]

Using my first and last name:
Rich Roman Cartoonist

Using my first, middle, and last name:
Rich Greek Cartoonist

Using my nickname:
Annoying Roman Cartoonist

Using my forum name:
Sexy French Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper

Using my mother's maiden name:
Retarded Spanish Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper

[April]

Using my real first and last name:

Beautiful Egyptian Poledancer

Using my maiden name:

Beautiful Scottish Cartoonist

Using my middle name:

Beautiful French Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper

[Ree]

First name/married name = Retarded French Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper
First name/maiden name = Retarded German Hermaphrodite
First name only = Retarded Spanish Hermaphrodite
Full name/maiden name = Annoying Spanish Hermaphrodite
Full name/married name = Annoying Spanish Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper
First two names only (no last name) = Annoying Spanish Hermaphrodite

[CanadaGirl]

Full name w/o middle: Retarded Greek Drag Queen
Full name w/ middle: Retarded Spanish Drag Queen
Full name w/ fiances last name: Retarded Russian Moustache Groomer

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Full name sans MI: Rich Scottish Poledancer (woo hoo! Look under my kilt! )
Full name with MI: Rich Spanish Poledancer
CS name: Annoying Spanish Arsehole (two out of the three describe me currently )

[Caveat Emptor]

Real name: Annoying Spanish Pro Wrestler

CS name: Beautiful Egyptian Hermaphrodite

George Bush: Retarded Spanish Moustache Groomer (one out of four right)

[Kara]

I am Crazy Spanish Poledancer.

Also:

Chuck Norris = Rich Spanish Cartoonist
Mr T = Rich Egyptian Hermaphrodite
Miss Teen South Carolina = Hideous French Moustache Groomer
Cthulhu (inspired from my last post from work) = Beautiful Scottish Prostitute

[Kiwi]

Suicidal French Pig-Shit-Cleaner-Upper (real name)
Clingy Irish Cartoonist (screen name)

[Crazyredhead]

Using Charlotte Anderson: Hated Canadian Poledancer

Using Charlotte Gallagher (maiden) Hated Ugandian Bellydancer

Using Crazyredhead: Crazy Canadian Hermaphrodite

Using Silkekitten: Suicidal Russian Prostitute

Using Liquid Skin: Suicidal Russian King