Guy tries to rob Karate school.

[Titi]

Ends up hospitalized.

I wonder why?

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Karate_..._09072007.html

[lordlundar]

This is as pathetic as the Darwin Award winner who decided to (armed mind you) rob a gun store that had a uniformed police officer and several gun toting patrons.

[MadMike]

...or the scene in Robocop 3, where the guy decides to hold up the local diner, not noticing that every single customer is a fully armed and uniformed police officer.

The best part was when they all drew their guns on him, some of them with laser sights, and the clerk took the would-be robber's gun, and asked him, "What's is like being a rocket scientist?"