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Real Name: Ass Machine Teapot, Yo
CS Name: Toilet Duq Lobos
Either way I rock!!!
Real Name: Ass Machine Teapot, Yo
CS Name: Toilet Duq Lobos
Either way I rock!!!
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Total surrender
Your touch is so tender
Your skin is like water on a burning beach
And it brings me relief
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Counterjockey: Lucky Wack!
Real name: Rectal Jaam! (Seriously, I typed in "Real Name" and that's what it gave me.
Also, I tried a couple famous people for shits 'n' giggles. I swear I'm not making it up, Christopher Eccleston is Doctor Get Down!!!"Love keeps her in the air when she ought fall down, let's you know she's hurting 'fore she keens...makes her a home." -
Oh, this is too funny.
Under my real name, I would be ghettified as Fallopian Kool. That is funny.
But funnier still is that under my CS "name," Jester Dude, I would be ghettified as (wait for it).....
Sexxmaster Juice!!!
I be cool, yo. Word.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Wankmaster Shizzlemah.
Word up, yo.Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.Comment
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My real name
Ass Machine Kawfi
My CS Name
Wankmaster B
My fake name
Jim DawgComment
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Real: Ass Machine Teapot
CS: Fellatio Teapot
This doesn't seem very original.Testing
"I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."Comment
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CS Name- Lucky D
MMO Nick- Ass Machine D
Real Name- Wankmaster Kool
Guild Wars- Ravynn Darkshine, Drasnian Silk
MySpace- PhantasmBastion
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Fallopian Teapot!Comment
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Married Name: Rock Hard Teapot, Yo
Maiden name: Rock Hard G (cool)
My running name: Ass Machine Wack (I can see that)Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!
Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.
I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.
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Real name, first and last:
Munchi Jones
Real name, first, middle and last:
Toilet Duq Jones
CS name:
Sexxmaster Wack
Nickname:
Munchi Shizzlemah
Mother's maiden name:
Ass Machine Shizzlemah
Father's Name:
Fallopian Wack
I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.Comment
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Just for fun, I typed in a bunch of celebrity names:
Hugh Laurie:
Hobag Juice
Bono's real name, Paul Hewson:
Puppy Get Down
Quentin Tarantino:
Fellatio T
Susan Sarandon:
Ass Machine Get Down
Dakota Fanning:
Doctor Dawg
Helen Mirren:
Peeping Joe Ice
Britney Spears:
Ass Machine Shizzlemah
Keanu Reeves:
Fellatio Weed
Johnny Depp:
Ass Machine Teapot, Yo
Kate Winslet:
Wankmaster Shizzlemah
Nicole Kidman:
Toilet Duq Shizzlemah
Kevin Bacon:
Peeping Joe Wack
Harrison Ford:
Harry Kool
Orlando Bloom:
Fellatio Lobos
Madonna and her married name Ritchie:
Ass Machine Ice
Alfred Hitchcock:
Toilet Duq Cwac Cwac
Cameron Diaz:
Wankmaster Dawg
Elvis Presley:
Fellatio Shizzlemah
Angelina Jolie:
Gangmaster Juice
I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.Comment
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Well, you know they did call one of the episodes "The Doctor Dances."Quoth counterjockey View Post That's too funny!
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Using my real name: Vivacious Shizzlemah
Real name plus middle name: Munchi Shizzlemah
Using my CS name: Gangmaster ShizzlemahKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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CS name: Ass Machine Jones
Real name: Rectal Shizzlemah
Sludge name: Ass Machine Kool
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With real name:
Lucky Teapot
With Screen Name (DGoddessChardonnay):
Tempestuous Cwac Cwac
Even funnier: Miss Monkey-Monk would be:
Ass Machine Jones
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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