Which Flame Warrior Are You?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Short I know, but the only quiz there is I think on Flame Warriors.

I swear this isn't me... most of the time. <_<


Xenophobe

Xenophobe is usually a long-term discussion forum participant and he thinks of the forum as his private compound. Xenophobe regards new forum arrivals as mentally deficient and perhaps even having criminal tendencies, and they are invariably approached with suspicion and condescension. Xenophobe will mount a furious attack if a Newbie has the temerity to make critical observations about the forum's social dynamics, or questions its prevailing opinions.

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[lordlundar]

couldn't get past the first question. I'm a good boy when I speak!

[powerboy]

BongIs it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.

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[cinema guy]

I'm an evil clown. Mwhahahahahahahahaha!

[Kara]

Wow, I haven't seen the Flame Warriors in years. The original site has the full list, check it out. I am, and have always been, the Kung Fu Master:



Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.

[MMATM]

Kara, you didn't need to tell us. Nearly all call-center reps, by the nature of their jobs, are required to be Kung-Fu Masters. Didn't you see that on the application form?

Though I'd love to find a Troglodyte just to be put off by them, I don't think we have any resident Troglodytes on CS...

Myself, I have a few Pinko tendencies, right up until the part about environmental degradation and the NRA. But a lot of people here are against "privelige (entitlement whoring), greed (gimme grabs), social exploitation (maybe skip this one, or else count outsourcing), racism (duh), sexism (duh II), [and] homophobia (duh III)"*.
I may be more on my own in disagreeing with pro-lifers (this could be contentious here, take it to Fratching and I'll follow if I must), the religious right (ditto the last comment).
Disliking "George Bush in particular" is pretty accurate. Not that I think there are many who could do a better job, other than a monkey OD'ing on hemorrhoid cream... or anyone who knows not to take a damn thing Dick Cheney says without a grain of salt.


*Bracketed text mine.

[MMATM]

Sorry for the double-post, but I gotta say... Kara, you look a little bald in that picture. Are you feeling ok? Or are you hiding behind Raps? Also, I need to learn how to do the split-while-wearing-a-gi move without the legs riding up.

Wait, I see. Here's the original picture:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Kata1.jpg
And there you are in the background! That's much better, a full head of hair and everything! But jeez Raps, I thought you were more the, you know, Admin type.

Or is Kara teaching you the kung-fu-i-ness of the call center? I need to sign up if that's the case... though my new job is kind of the polar opposite of call center repping...


*Rereads post. Shakes head at continued spiral of ridiculousness that is the past 3 paragraphs.*
I need to get more sleep. Bad.

[Crazyredhead]

Grammarian

Grammarian usually has little to contribute to a discussion and possesses few effective weapons. To compensate, he will point out minor errors in spelling and grammar. Because of Grammarian's obvious weakness most Warriors ignore him.



Is this true, am I really ignored around here??

[Kara]

No, not one bit. I know I wonder every now and then when I haven't seen you post in awhile how you are doing and how your health is, what with the surgery you had and all. Then I start to worry, and have considered PM'ing you a time or two but I didn't feel that I know you well enough and don't want to feel like I'm sticking my nose in your business.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I've been an Imposter before, just for laughs, and a Cyber Sister. XD But I guess I am sometimes a Xenophobe.