The source of the crap-all-over-the-bathroom threads

[It's me]

I think I have found the source of all those people who crap over the entire bathroom....

http://www.thewvsr.com/alli.htm

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, my gosh, this site is HYSTERICAL. We look at this site a lot when we are supposed to be working. Check out the Macaroni and Beef story on here for another "crap all over the bathroom" source.

And, not to hijack, but you all might find 'The Wal Mart Game" on this same site funny, too.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Aww geez RK, did you have to mention the macaroni and beef story?



That site is very funny but I was a bit grossed out by the macaroni and beef story.

[MMATM]

I love how they use the euphemism "treatment effect" in place of RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA. I'm serious, look:

"The fat passes out of your body, so you may have bowel changes, known as RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA."

"Learning how to manage RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA is an important part of being successful with alli. Here's how to take control:

Start trimming fat from your diet now, even before you begin taking alli. Then pick a day to begin taking alli, such as a weekend day so you can stay close to home if you experience RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA. Make the timing work for you. If you're getting ready to travel or attend a social event, hold off on starting with alli until the event is over"

"While no one likes experiencing RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA, they might help you think twice about eating questionable fat content. If you think of it like that, alli can act like a security guard for your late-night cravings"

"You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA, it's probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work"

"You can use a food journal to recognize what foods can lead to RAGING UNCONTROLLABLE LIQUID DIARRHEA. For example, writing down what you eat may help you learn that marinara sauce is a better option than Alfredo sauce"

Now, any questions?

[Knightmare]

Years ago, there was a potato chip that was made with a new fat... Olestra? I think was the name. Anyway, it had the same effect.. explosive diarrhea.

it was taken off the market not long after it arrived.

[jb17kx]

Years ago, there was a potato chip that was made with a new fat... Olestra? I think was the name. Anyway, it had the same effect.. explosive diarrhea.

Ray Romano did a section in one of his stand-up shows on it. He thinks it may have been the only time anyone's every mentioned "anal leakage" in Carnegie Hall.

[Rapscallion]

Ray Romano did a section in one of his sit-down shows on it.

Corrected for my amusement.

Rapscallion

[Gawdzillers]

Sonofabitch.
I was just about to post the link to the macaroni story.
I especially like the farting people in ads section.

[Caveat Emptor]

I saw the ad for Alli...thought about trying it.....but now.....

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Sonofabitch.
I was just about to post the link to the macaroni story.
I especially like the farting people in ads section.

Oh, me too. I'm so twelve years old.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I saw the ad for Alli...thought about trying it.....but now.....

Well, you could probably get the same effect for a lot cheaper by simply eating about six boxes of prunes, four bowl of bean chili, and then washing it down with a nice tall glass of mineral oil.

[Kara]

When I was at the doctor's office on Saturday, I saw something like that. They were really backed up since there's only 1 doctor in the office on Saturdays, so I sat in the room for about 45 minutes before she came in. I read all the outdated magazines, then started to wander around the room and look at things. I saw a card that had a BMI and made the mistake of looking at it. Well damn, I'm overweight. The back of the card was an advertisement for Xenical, a prescription weight-loss drug. It was almost tempting until I read: Common side effects include frequent gas, gas with oily discharge, frequency of bowel movements, sudden urgent need to have bowel movements, and inability to control bowel movements.

And it was like, yeah, I think I'll just start walking and doing some Pilates.

[GingerBiscuit]

Funny how the things people think are 'the quick fix' have much nastier side effects then the slow fix, huh.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

What's funny is how people would rather have spontaneous, uncontrollable ass geysers in public than simply say "no" to that second twinkie.

[MMATM]

For the record, Kara, nearly everyone I know (skinny kids and all) is "overweight" by the BMI index. It was invented way back in the day in like Poland for a doctor to classify people by weight and height. It's not really considered useful anymore except for tradition's sake, because it neglects body fat percentage, so it's actually easier to be "overweight" or even "obese" due to muscle instead of fat, as muscle is much denser.

I'm the "ideal" BMI (right in the middle of "normal" range) which means by today's standards I'm visibly underweight (which I am).